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Not at all surprising really. Look to the spouse. The spouse is always the reason. Ooh not long now. Mr. You'll soon be on fire Mr.

The locust are noise gods of confusion.

I had a ticket, but I got all responsible and decided to help my parents gut my sisters room by breaking a radiator. The locust will certainly kill me for my error. My girlfriend cruelly gave me the details, Karen-0's encore all wayne coynesque cape like and funky cat suit. I simmered with rage and joyed in corrupting little childrens eyes with bizzare while serving countless drunks as she was no doubt seducing KO in her eyes. Ha she missed the locust too though. Chan Marshall rocks Karen-O's face though, Karen-O wouldn't come down and sit on yer toe during a gig eh? Crossbones style eeey

how annoying. the market appears to be cornered, shall sell at door instead then.

thanks, I did that. I went to virgin and got a controller/memory card/game holder for 3.99 and then bought harvest moon from game. I'm going to stay in and farm all day. lovely.

i don't really care about the games, i just want to play harvest moon, sell me yr unused gamecubes preferably very cheaply. I don't want a gigantic package of games going with it because I can't afford it, reply if you think you can help. If you don't you can reply anyway but I must warn you that any offense you take to resulting insults will be entirely of your own making. Good night.

Nonsense, the cow was real.

There is a little thread about the gig on the Music forum. Dunno if this is what you had in mind though. http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10660

The problem with reading/leeds, is that although, by the end, the line up is normally ok, the initial acts that are announced don't do justice to the balance of music genre normally offered. The initial bands sell the events out stupidly quickly, and then the bands that I am normally interested in are announced.

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10660

I was appaulled at the lack of people there. Actually no I wasn't. Looking back I am quite glad. While ugly duckling was sheer class last night the one thing that spoiled it was kef being far too small. Intimate my arse, there were far too many people there. The big bastard in the red shirt who downed the meatshake deserves to be ravaged by many pigeons. "hello, you're twice my height and 3 times my weight, would you mind not putting all of your weight onto my pathetic shoulders." Annoyed by the rebuke he took his anger out by thrusting into my ass for the rest of the night. I'm not entirely sure if I lost some form of virginity last night. Pete the cow was a star.

tears of pure deerhoof. Tis one of the best lineups i have ever seen but far too much hassle to go. Would cost atleast 200 and there just ain't enough punters to finance that for me. Yup work is drying up now i'm getting older, they only like you when you're young and hairless. Pity Boredoms weren't in weekend 2 lineup, might have convinced me to finance my trip illegally.

RESPECT TO RZA THE GRAVEDIGGA

meh, me and e bailed on ewan when we realised the immense cost of getting down to rye. How're you planning on getting down?

Will this be self financed? erm i have no money

I threw a few names into google and came up with quite a lot of results. All of the columists seem to be fairly well known in other fields, either as poets, photographers or what not, so I'm assuming Vice is a collaboration for fun rather than any sort of stable occupation. Which is what I thought anyway. So yeah, joy. Erm..what was I about to do, history tutorial , bollocks.. erm offfffffffffffffffffffffffff

Blimey, there are a lot of adverts but it still seems to stupidly good to be true. Maybe they have some non profit tax fraud scheme going on, sticking the finger to the man while also selling pot...holders...made out of hemp, to finance the lot. And now i am in a sealab 2021 mood, oh dear.

That would be paradise, I would love to be one of those folk that does the international bits, that review on pakistan rocked. Whats the deal with Vice anyway, how on earth does it manage to be free? I assumed that all the writers that contribute do that for free and the entire thing is payed for out of their own pocket and via advertisement but I dunno, it just seems to be far too good a publication to be free, I feel like i'm stealing, its very exhilarating!

hehehe i was reading that on the X18 bus on the way out to dyce yesterday. The Bus was packed and i was reading it on this old womans leg, when she got off the bus, she didn't even bother to say excuse me to let her out, she just barged past me. "I thought about stabbing him right there and then, because obviously he doesnt know how we do it in coach" Genius. Not as good as his one in bizzare about Bigfoot but still amazing. I work at 313 holburn street, death death.

Of course it is acceptable. Tarts come into my shop wearing a lot less. Annoying old men come in wearing only shorts and t-shirts stained with sweat. My spar is a very liberal establishment, we offer great advice like "don't buy that you monkey, its cheaper in co-op, 2 mins up the street" On a completely random note I just realised, my hero,Chris niertko, writes porn reviews for vice aswell as Bizzare. Days of happy.

I have to confess I do not. Though some of my friends went to see them in Glasgow. They had fun.

I had a hunch.

I slept through it. Not that I could actually stay awake any longer than 10:30 these days anyway.

do you like CKY?

Bollocks to that, I always serve this queen of a woman who comes down from the flat upstairs in my spar. EDIT: this person also wears pj's. Just to make that clear. hahahahah 1% of 1 is 1% yes yes yes