Dan G

Fuck off with this bullshit fucking Internet lingo. Lulz major fail! Fuck off. Get raped. Die.

But...but... this is teh internet?

That's like pitching up in France and saying "fuck off with this french language bullshit."

Which admittedly is something I would do.

My team is now looking pretty good.

My tip for value players would be sunderland this year. They've bought a couple of decent players, but more importantly Steve Bruce is now their manager and he did a great job with Wigan.

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Get it sorted.

Congrats!

Don't know if they still have it, but there used to be one which said; "Daddy's milk tastes saltier than Mummy's".

Nice.

What is it that they do so well ?

If that question was directed at me:

They have good songs.

They are good musicians who are very tight live.

Dan guitarist/singer has one of the best voices and most ridiculous vocal ranges I've ever heard.

Their frontman has entertaining stage banter.

(I personally think) they have quite a unique sound.

And once again, as it is the most important factor - they have good songs.

Congratulations Hog!

get SYL pyjamas pronto.

Biased...?

Why, because my brother WAS in proceed up until a couple of years ago?

I could give you a lot more reasons other than simply "it's my brother's ex-band" of why I like them.

Put simply, I actually just think they are fantastic at what they do, and their play count on my iTunes would clarify that.

What drum programme did you use?

What recording package/DAW did you use?

Did you use 907 because it's the police code for a 'minor disturbance'?

Maybe you should call the song 'minor disturbance'.

My wife

Hmmm... probably my blackmachine guitar as it was custom made and irreplaceable.

Europe - "the final countdown"

After last night's utterly dismal display I think that would be quite apt...

I would heartily recommend that anyone about to take up the guitar gets the worst piece of shit imaginable.

If you can get good on that, then when you move onto a good piece of gear you will really notice the difference.

Fellsilent!!!! Although that's their last 3 tours they have cancelled. WIth any luck they might go on one eventually When they find a replacement for Abi a TesseracT gig would get my approval too.

His name is Acle, not Abi.

I have eggs every weekday for my breakfast.

Smashing stuff.

the good defenders are fucking expensive this year!

I think all those nil - nils last year, meant more clean sheets and more points for defenders.. and it's pushed the price up.

Yeah get them up here for sure.

Krak one ow?

Amended for safety purposes...:

That's just a black cargo net.

Bigsby is rascist.

hahaha, I guess you're meaning that Home eccies teacher Mrs Wright.

"Wooden-tit be nice to such and such...etc."

How about your face battles it out with my balls.

Accidentally farting whilst doing abs crunches at the gym.

... sweating like a paedophile in a primary school.

or like "Barrymore in Speedos" is another favourite of mine.

you should have paid the Have heart/shipwreck guitarists 1 for every calorie they burnt playing.

Then you would only have to have paid them 50p each.

Only 2 of them are Metallica songs.You fascist.

Ok, we played the Metallica cover version of Anti Nowhere leagues "So What", and Metallica's cover version of the Misfits' 'Last Caress'. You pedant.

Nothing Else Matters was not a cover, although it featured orchestration by Michael Kamen.