Dan G

On 4/20/2018 at 8:31 PM, Scorge said:

also sold out, got a proper job, kicked booze, and have a wedding to plan. haven't touched a drum kit in seven years either

 

Congratulations! (apart from the playing the drums bit. I say that as someone who wishes I picked up the guitar more often than I get time to)

Reading a lot of it back, there's a slight irony to the fact that amongst the drivel there was a decent amount of constructive debate - often simply as a result of people trying to steer the topic back on course. When a few of the more *ahem* 'passionate' characters got banned, and threads got closed it lead to less mudslinging but took a load of the good stuff with it.

It's also clear in hindsight that a lot of people simply cared about what they were doing and were defensive about it, albeit in childish ways. 

Ah well - all in the past now!

I've been re-living the past slightly and trawled through a bunch of old threads (mostly MMW related ones, purely because that's what my memories are tied to).

Man, Ben (bladeola/highroller) was hilarious. It's a shame there wasn't much intentional irony or self-awareness in his posts, because they were utterly hysterical. He certainly knew how to rile everyone up, and equally his detractors knew how to push his buttons. 
What I would say is at least everyone was pretty passionate about what they were doing back then...sure it could quickly disintegrate to mud-slinging, but I think it mostly came from a place of defending something you'd worked hard at and genuinely believed in - even if it was case of the slightest insult shattering some clearly very fragile egos!

I'd post some highlights, but it's probably only really of interest to me.

37 minutes ago, Lemonade said:

It's kind of a cliche that gets made fun of on here, but it really did feel like we were part of something special for a while. There were so many great bands on the go, and people were so passionately in to it, and everyone helped each other out, which was great. And because it was such a small tight-knit community, you kind of knew everybody. In like 2001, 2002 you could wander in to any gig in Drakes or Lava and know half the crowd and probably half the guys on the stage too. I remember going in to Moshulu every Friday and heading for our spot (everyone had their spot) and it would take half an hour to get to it because you had to stop and chat to everybody. I know I'm looking at it through rose coloured glasses, most of the bands were probably shit and most of the gigs were empty, but I maintain it was one of the best times of my life. I made friends for life, and met my wife. Joined a band with this nice gentleman (I can't delete the YouTube vids for some reason) and she was his girlfriend at the time, she used to come down to all our gigs and support us. Many years later he was the Maid of Honour (you're reading that right) at our wedding. 

 

I'm similar - I've been married for over ten years and met my wife on here/through the music scene. 

I think you're right in that there is an element of rose-tinted glasses - but at the same time it definitely was a scene where all types of bands could share a bill and it would work. Despite the flamewars on here, there was a genuine sense of camaraderie amongst the scene and it was great knowing so many people.

Thinking about all this made me dig out our (MMW) first proper EP to listen to in the car this morning. Still remember having an amazing 4 or 5 days in the sunny summer of 2003 recording it with Niall at the Mill. (I only mention that as the whole reason I stumbled across ab-mus again was googling the Mill as it's near the crematorium in Crathes - which I sadly had to attend yesterday - and this site came up). 

Despite my inactivity for the best part of a decade it makes me truly sad that it isn't the place it once was. 

Man reading this has made me properly nostalgic. I think my early 20s, (i.e. 2002-2007) was the most enjoyable period of my life - mostly as a result of the aberdeen music scene and this site. Particular highlights were the 2 Balmedie wasteland BBQs  (well I went to 2, there may have been more), and the wasteland Paintballing day out organised by Jason. Love the fact that you could just turn up to any gig, or Moshulu on a friday on your own knowing full well you'd know everyone when you got there. Myspace somewhat ruined things, and started to make this place a little redundant, or at least less apperciated - because having random kids from USA like your band photo became more important than writing the best songs you could and playing Lava/Kef ("4 local bands... £8 please") 400 times until you were actually not a totally shit band anymore.

'Real' bands music was less pro-tooled* as well so everything sounded a bit more unique back then, with all its imperfections and individual production/performances. As much as I still absolutely love listening to, writing and playing music these days - it meant so much more back then, and you could attach it to real memories and experiences. I'm happy with how my life turned out, but even when a great new album comes out it's not the same when the event I attach it is driving to my work place of 11 years, doing the weekly shop, watching something on netflix, and then going to bed at a semi-reasonable hour. 

Memories.

* And I say this as a massive fan and avid (arf) user of pro tools for ten years now.

On 3/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, Lemonade said:

I found it! Classic stuff. Becomes an all out flame war on the first page. 

 

Personal highlights :

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"I also wrote a short story that features both bands:

You are a Tool.

The End" 

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Ah - the memories. I have to be honest I haven't posted on here in probably a good 8 years or so, but stumbled upon the site again by chance this morning and thought I'd have a quick browse. 

That Tool thread was gold. Phil's "wizened anal sage" and Maxi's "Do you still work in the cafe bit in Morrisons" comments always had me in tears. 

In retrospect I feel a little bit guilty, as I'm not entirely sure Rune was the full picnic - but either way...memories.

I remember having a good few flame wars on here over the years - usually initiated or provoked by Scorge/Jake, which was in turn often a result of Ben or Jamesy saying something that wound people up the wrong way.
The one time I really got done though was when Neil Ex trolled me/black atom royally in the Atom sub-forum. Hats off mate, couldn't see it at the time but he played me like a fiddle.

Dear Grammar,

I don't mean to sound pedantic, but when addressing a group of unknown people in the form of a letter the correct valediction would be 'Yours faithfully'.

Yours sincerely,

Dan G

strings direct for sure.

They are well priced and do free next day delivery. Best company I have ever bought anything from ever (honestly).

What model is your les paul? Gibson/Epiphone... standard, custom etc?

The absolute ideal guitar for you would be my brother's Gibson Les Paul Custom (with stock pickups). Cost 1700 or 1800 about 10-12 years ago though, so I imagine a new one would be a fair few bob more. I'd love one to bits, but reeeeally couldn't afford or justify one.

Might ask if I can borrow his purely for recording one day, it's such a stunning guitar.

As far as teles go, that looks ace.

cool, maybe get a shotty of one at some point if thats ok? See how I get on. Fancy a guitar with a maple fretboard and an EMG/Bareknuckle nailbomb in the bridge...

yeah man, I'll be emailing you tomorrow night anyway with various stuff. But you can borrow a guitar when I next see you which I'm sure will be soon.

I haven't heard much of the bareknuckle stuff myself unfortunately - but most of my favourite guitar tones from metallica to KSE have used 81s. Although they're not that suited to the VH4 compared to other pickups.

all four of my guitars have 81s in the bridge scott, 3 have 85s in the neck and one has a 60 in the neck.

I think they are ace, especially with the 5150/6505. But they are quite unforgiving - make an error and you know about it.

yeah that stormtrooper pic was a good one.

Yeah but it's ok to call someone ugly. Ugly doesn't discriminate. Whereas that woman is being made fun of because of the colour of her skin not the deformity of her face. I have a dream etc. You call someone ugly and other uggers don't get up in arms, they're not a 'group' as such. The disabled, the gays... These are proper groups.

Well if I was gay or black I'd far rather some pointed that out to me rather than called me ugly. I'd say that was far more likely to hurt someone's feelings or make them feel self-conscious.

That's exacty what I thought. Then I thought well maybe it's not as simple as 'she's black therefore her skin doesn't show up well against a dark background' ... But no, that's the joke.

I'd say that highlighting the fact that black people and darkness are the both dark is way less offensive and morale-damaging to the recipient compared to highlighting how goddamn pig-ugly some of their features are - which is essentially what he has done with the rest of those pictures.

Next topic; burning your mouth on soup

There once was a fella called Tony,

Who drank piping hot minestrone,

The skin in his gob,

Went as red as his knob,

Which he then proceeded to fondle with until he ejaculated because he was a sado-masochist that got off on intentionally burning himself with cup-a-soup that had been put in the microwave for 4 times longer than is recommended on the back of the sachet.

Thanks for sharing Adam - this was genuine coffee spittingly funny.

Quality, love it where he writes ''I've recently become a pretty good artist...''

Ahhh, self delusion haha

Don't think that's self delusion at all. Firstly, he's obviously saying it for comic value, and secondly he IS actually a pretty good artist - even though the drawings are (intentionally) crappy MS paint-jobs, he successfully manages to highlight the physical flaws in the brutes that he draws.

Genius.

A ten year old boy gets jizzed on by his dad whilst...

Hang on - this isn't google image search.

Star Wars.

Featuring Boabie Wan Kenobi...

Plus, we all know that tone has a lot to do with your hands

Yes indeed sir... although as far as individuality goes, not playing --0--0------0--1--0-------0--1--0-- on the lowest string of a 7-string guitar that is tuned down to G helps too.

Nothing says metal like sounding just like everybody else:rockon:

1) I don't play that annoyingly overpopulated djent style that 'everbody else' plays.

2) I actually reamp all my guitar tracks with Diezel VH4 (how many people own those) and a 5150, and the AxeFX will get used for monitoring during tracking rather than recording. Unless of course it sounds better than my amps, at which point it would be silly not to use it.

3) The AxeFXII is not the AxeFX I. It also isn't released yet. So as absolutely nobody owns this piece of kit yet, I'll struggle to sound like anybody, never mind everybody.

In a month or so's time...

The Axe-FX II.

Sweeeeet.

Sounds really good chaps. I prefer that over dragonforce to be honest.

And Doc, spot on about that 'So Far Awaaay' in every song of theirs. I've always thought that.