Johnny Mac

Safehouse

Ryan Reynolds has to look after big Denzel, who is the kinda not really baddie. Quite enjoyed this film, fast paced and loads of action. Very similar to the Bourne films in places which is no bad thing. Slightly spoiled by the fact I picked out the 'baddie' 10 minutes into the film (typecast).

7/10

Pet hate: People hacking me to fuck at football.

That's my 4th injury this year! Some dirty bastards out there.

The other clip going round of the boy Blackman walking into Vernon then falling over holding his face is cringeworthy.

Celtic really are a bunch of cheating bastards.

Wooaaahhhh. £38!?!?! Get to K2 now. You could feed 4 for that price there.

Indeed, pretty savage prices there.

I think Cinammon do a deal if the Dons win at home (so pretty useless then)... even then, it is very over-priced.

Khyber just up the road is cracking value too.

Indeed, no idea why he was selected by Charlie Allan. He wins the ball in the air, that's pretty much it.

More often than not his knock-ons go to the opposition, his control and passing are about as bad as Mackies and he has no pace at all (even I'm faster...scary).

Rae and Vernon were the pick of our players.

Shite atmosphere again too on Saturday, which is a shame. No-one seems bothered at all these days.

I was on the chilly side, but I had, on my upper half: a thermal layer, a t-shirt, a wooly jumper, a hoody and an aberdeen top; and on my lower half: thermals, jeans, kilt socks and walking boots. I don't like to get cold. I really enjoyed the game.

Second half was fantastic! Not seen the Dons boss Celtic like that in a long time.

http://www.scotsman.com/scotland-on-sunday/sport/football/aberdeen-1-1-celtic-dons-peg-back-a-jaded-celtic-1-2152873

Shaki and I are both in the picture at the top of the article. Myself coming out of the top right of Anthony Stokes' head and Shaki directly to my left.

You look cold.

I was down near the front of the lower RDS and got absolutely soaked first half. Grim.

Joanna's Nightclub

Not been there in years. Terrible place. Spewed on a table there once. Classy. And fell over outside and smashed one of my teeth. Good times.

This weekend:

Friday: Playing squash/footy tonight at the Sports village

Sat: Off to watch a magnificent 0-0 draw at Pittodrie followed by a trip to Cruden Bay/beers/food

Sun: Hangover followed by playing football and maybe more beer.

In relationshion to the stout chat. Does no one else feel stout should be that little bit thicker/creamer than it is? I really like the occasional Guiness but everytime i have it i feel it's a little thin/watery. Planning on going to dublin for a weekend sometime this summer though. I hear it's better over there...

Drink a good stout instead. Guiness is poop. And makes your shite black too.

I have 6 home brews to try tonight that some brewer mannie sent me. Should be interesting.

Calm down, it's only Tuesday.

I was drunk all weekend.

And wrecked my foot playing football yesterday.

Fun times.

Also a Scottish ale called Vital Spark, which is a sort of dark red ale, not sure who makes it, gave me the boak to begin with but it grew on me.

Fyne Ales, make some cracking beers.

Their Jarl is an absolute belter and has won heaps of awards.

Finally finished this off last night, the end 'boss' was incredibly easy.

Still a good fun game though!

I found Rip Tide (Brewdog) disgusting. Did anyone like this?

Fantastic beer IMO, you are doing it all wrong obviously.

I will say that the majority of BrewDog's beers last year were pretty ding though.

I have a feeling this year they will be on form. Some crackers been released already.

I managed to avoid BrewDog last night (despite them having a selection of Cantillon beers on, which are AWESOME).

I am proud of myself.

Might have a beer tonight to celebrate.

Too many beers to mention: BrewDog, Black Isle, Magic Rock, Stone, Williams Brothers, Harviestoun blah blah. Love a pint of Thornbridge Jaipur if I spy it in a pub too (only ever see it in Glasgow). Too many shit Belhaven pubs in Aberdeen.

I have a whole beer cupboard in the flat now. RAMMED!

Spirit wise I enjoy a Morgans, Kracken Rum, Scapa Whisky is my fave, along with many others.

I try not to drink during the week these days mind you, as I'm a lightweight now.

In primary school, the first computer we got was a ZX Spectrum.

I'm still in my 30s, BTW.

BARELY! You must be 39 by now grandpa.

Another recommendation for K2 in Torry. Great value and top notch grub.

Quite often get the 'meal for two' from there and there is always loads.

I think its the same folks that own the Khyber Pass on the Spital (which is also good).

How the fuck does every cunt know what I look like?

Or is it because my name on here is what people actually call me in person?

It's because you are always wandering around with your cock out you dirty pervert.

Fyvie was terrible on Saturday! So, so bad. It was an absolutely terrible game too. I thought Considine was fantastic though, and I like the look of Chalali and Uchechi a lot. Gavin Rae was also really good, I think he’ll be a fine replacement for Arnason. I’d agree that he and Hughes don’t look fit though.

What the fuck was the formation about by the way? It was the most confusing formation I’ve ever seen! There seemed to be about 9 central midfielders on the pitch, all playing at centre mid. Very strange indeed.

Darren Mackie. Discuss.

Fyvie has been mince all season, yesterday he was especially awful. His delivery at set pieces is horrific and he rarely even beats the first man. I don't know why he is taking them. He is in dreamland if he thinks he'll be playing in the premiership.

Considine has been our best player all season, very consistent. Has really stepped up to the plate. If Anderson can get fit that is going to be a SOLID pairing.

3 day hangover and counting

I get those bad boys these days too. I feel your pain.

LOL, as the kids would say.

Speaking of stuff getting really boring: Aberdeen slump seems to be back. Didn't watch the game so I might be wrong, but it seemed like another uninspired 0-0. Boo.

Still unbeaten since the turn of the year!

Played quite well in spells against Hibs.

Pretty much dominated the game bar the first 15 and last 15.

Still need some width in the team.

Went to Manzil on King Street for their curry buffet thing on Tuesday night.

Was pretty good for the money (I was still pretty hungover mind you).

The unlimited Mr Whippy ice cream machine is an absolute winner.

How much did they take? i went to Glasgow and ended up 80 quid down, im sure it was some dodgy "coffe shop" on my bank slip, i don't even like coffee never mind spending 80 quid on it.

Over a grand. And tried to take loads more... luckily the bank declined them and I cancelled the card (good job I'm skint).

Swines.