lepeep

I knew it... I thought to myself, "I wonder if there's any pure mental theories being put forward by the creationists about this LHC thingmy?"

Guess what? It's actually a stargate being used to allow satan's return... obviously.

SATANS STARGATE

This guy is deadly serious, scary.... o_O

Keep watching for some truly inspired reasoning and mad captioning skills. Also, check out his other videos for more theories including: the Nazis were in fact aliens from the planet Nibiru; JFK was murdered by the freemasons; and my favourite, Einstein was an idiot.

"what rubbish...a school boy knows that a black hole is a collapsed star"....(one that god has squashed, no doubt.)

he might have just gone for a walk with a bottle, and got bleezin. Perhaps he stumbled upon a match?

Yes, it's in poor taste, no I don't care, it's a Jet Set Willy reference.

if his wife was standing tapping a rolling pin at the bedroom door, he sure trumped her with a shotgun! --- "fuck collecting glasses you slag, BLAM"

it's a shame it wasn't a woman, "it looks like someone tried to bunker off" (please don't take that as a misogynist statement...it appeared to me like that on second read, bitches.)

six (feet) under pa!

not a mod, no...obviously.

but i was just offering a friendly warning.

also that's fair enough. good on you alan, you daft racist!

amazing. It's all about context!....I guess you have to know someone before taking their comment out of context. Incredible the power of the N word with white liberals....BPWA - "straight outa compton" - (black people with attitude)....

It's like stirring cold porridge...or so i've been told...

something to do with a stiff spurtle?

I'm up for a bit of resurrectionism......but I'll pass on the necrophilia (unless she's incredibly well-preserved).

I tried necrophilia once, it was dead boring.

he should banjo straight to jail.

Was trying to think of a bisto joke here but the best I could come up with was "Aaaahh Bisto!" which let's be honest is preety poor.

are you saying I waft my hot cum under kids noses? - I hope not!

baby gravy - mine's always steaming in it's boat....what a tug.

Shut it you fitbin.

...someone's been reading their Viz annuals...

I was at a Disability Discrimination Act training session at one of my old jobs, and the trainer said "They don't wanted to be tret differently, they want to be tret the same as everyone else".

Bad grammar is irritating enough, but making up entirely new words is another thing altogether.

yes, imagine...making up new words. what a flagbuffin. I am so glad we only have the words we started out with from the year dot.

that cunt's got ears.

I reckon I'd have a certain price for alot of things. But I would not fuck my sister (albeit I don't have one) or a dog. That's pretty ridiculous.

a couple of considerations...

would your sister have to be facing you?

and how big would the dog be?

just asking...cos how much is in the pot?....

I also ran round a block in Woodside / Tilly (Don Bank Terrace) in the buff, with only a miner's lamp, balaclava and snowboarding goggles....when there was 2 inches of snow on the ground.

I did that for the princely sum of "fuck all" as a bet.

there are photos out there....somewhere. and I distinctly remember meeting a man in a white capri, asking if "I was lost" ?... ho ho

Cracking.

With all due respect I've literally got no idea what Lepeep's going on about most of the time.

I'll take that as a condiment then.

Please note I mean these flumps:

not these flumps:

"I ate out pootle"...what a thought.

Althaiophobia - fear of marshmallows. I used to have this.

how did you overcome it? - intensive immersion therapy....mmmmmmmm...malllow.....mmmmm

Moorings, a place you can chill without any hassle, very rare

I find sitting in the fridge is hassle free too, unless there is a rogue cucumber in the drawer, poking out.

"That My Mind's Weapon CD's shit."

Seems OK to me.

you knicked my joke from page two you sneak!

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/51388-lose-loose-2.html#post685147

Is that how they would write an essay?! Grr.

I think you'll find that Grr has three R's. And any double key strokes are usually down to a bouncy keyboard or a lazy finger!... I often get "into the" wrong - like this "intot he"...there are a few "finger spoonerisms" i get in a knot with... usually they involve a "t" ... so I hate the letter t.

a man has a puckly few shandies, and fa's oer, rather spectacularly on his daup...a mannie sais tae his pal, "Is at kung fu?", "nae min, he's only hid fauwir".

Green Peppers, Reid Peppers n Sunday Peppers.

I think it's the worst (your / you're) becuase they are two different words / meanings, even if they do "sound the same" (unlike a "commoner garden" spelling stimake*)... as for loose and lose...

shows how much of a cock I am. Loose and Lose are two different words...not "just" a spelling stimake...oh the shame.