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neutral milk hotel are so good they make me want to die. not to worry, im releasing a pack of cougars on the interesting music people on that day so therell be no music for them either.

yeah man, totally. like, when all those other people are marching im gonna, like, smoke joints and listen to bill hicks... then ill wait to see what chris morris has to say about it...yeah, thats like, thinking for myself, im not one of these sheep!

admit it, you did it deliberately! my bus leaves at 10am on friday. youve destroyed my life!

arhg! why the weekend of the march in edinburgh?! what were you thinking?! you should be ashamed of yourselves!!

http://www.new-noise.net/now_145.html

im not sure, i thought it was pretty funny; it clearly really wound him up. as steve bernman sang, 'punk rock died when the last kid said, "punks not dead, punks not dead..."'

HOOKERS GREEN NO.1 ELECTRIC TIBET THE A FOREST THE TUNNELS, THIS FRIDAY 3rd JUNE some words on the hookers green no.1 album: 'Provincial Scotland has its secrets, which should be cherished. This new album by a group of hidden teenagers takes orch-pop and drops it off in another universe. If Pavement took indie-rock to venus, Hookers Green is happy to exist in the gamma quadrant. There is a history of pop here, Stax horns, fracture gospel, Spiritualized's faith, Pet Sounds and Wayne Coynes metaphysics. All put together as if bubbling out from another solar system. Imagine listening intently on headphones and the signal is constantly interrupted by the ten greatest things you want to hear, competing for attention. Random and cohesive. Split open and beautiful.' Art Rocker Magazine 'Odd electro beats tumble into Pavement and punky jazz.' 4 out of 5, Rip and Burn Magazine 'Like Radiohead, The Flaming Lips and Mogwai experimenting with free jazz and Dntel-esque beats, and lets face it you cant get a better accolade than that! Hookers Green No. 1s debut album is a slice of experimental greatness.' 4 and a half out of 5, Gigwise.com 'Close yr eyes & envisage a decapitated Kate Bush backed by an armless string quartet (whove left their conductor on the bus) - & yre still some distance from achieving the maximum pretension levels required to make music of such mind-numbing tediosity' - trakmarx 'punk' magazine

most record stores should have it. quite a few online stores are stocking it aswell.

awesome. thanks for pointing that out and quoting it for us!

sure, i guess so. we'll try to get the bands on a bit earlier maybe. who knows. richard has some pro-plus. we'll be ok.

doors are at 10pm. i was speaking to giles today who suggested that we might all be playing after twelve. so i guess that would make dedalus on at 1am and hookers green on at 2am (?!). i think ill be asleep by then!

This Saturday: HOOKERS GREEN NO.1 DEDALUS COPY_HAHO DJ GILES 2K @ The Tunnels, 3 door

hey not intentionally trying to ruin this board but we only recently realised that the button on the hookersgreen.com website which subscribes people wasnt working. so, if anyone did try and sign up (not saying that anyone actually did!) then could you please add your name again? sorry! hookers green no.1

just incase anyone wants to catch us (hookers green no.1) as support, we're on at 9.30.

hey sorry if im spaming this sacred ground but i wasnt sure where to put an message of this nature. anyway, i just thought id let anyone who is interested know that we have a website at http://www.hookersgreen.com which should provide up-to-date info on gigs and all of that. you can also sign up for our new mailing list on the website also which means we can send emails about what we're up to. thanks, hookers green no.1

id recommend this if my recommendations were worth anything, which they arent

man, who cares.

hahah..., you blew us off the stage! i dont think i couldve coped with will oldham in the audience, it wouldve been hard not to get drunk and sing his own songs to him in a horrible, forced country twang.

apparently, theyve dug up elvis' bones and are using a combination of animatronics and superior puppetry to make the, once great, star come 'alive' and sing a sellection of his greatest hits. its what he would have wanted...

its tonight!

whats that, this gig is still on you say?

oh, i thought they were a surgery... its an easy mistake to make, really!

i heard they were re-doing the interior of your skull with silicon brain extensions?* *lie.

**************************************************************** Live this Friday in Drummonds!! Foyer Live presents: Hookers Green No.1 My Downfall Johnny's Funky Kollosus Unbroken Silence 2 **************************************************************** should be good. its also worth mentioning that the foyer do good things and, importantly, offer a cheap alternative to all the other,more expensive rehersal spaces and is run by good people. ****************************************************************