These aren't exactly all bits of advice and such, but they're some good lyrics "In my life why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye" The Smiths - heaven knows i'm miserable now "How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say: "Would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring" she doesn't care about anything" The Smiths - William it was really nothing "Nobody likes a smart arse, but they all like stars" Radiohead - Myxamatosis "He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity allways wins" Radiohead - fake plastic trees