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Oh dear. If you want to advertise yourself/show off your amazing modelling pics (Just kidding, where the hell do you find the models? One hint - pictures of female models are supposed to leave you in awe of their beauty, not make you want to puke your guts!) you should make sure that the site you are using as your portfolio is well designed. At this point noone will even go past main page as it indicates that you are a horrible designer. And don't reply that you are no web designer, if you do something either do it well or don't do it at all. Next thing - why the hell are you using CMS for such a simple site? Man, that's over the top and completely uncalled for in such a small project. Content management system implies considerable load of content on the site and couple of photos and pictures just makes it look bizarre. Seriously, redo the site or pay someone to do it for you in professional manner.

What this man said. VLC media player - Open Source Multimedia Framework and Player

if its just to play DVDs then VLC should do the trick.

P.S. If you're ever round at Phil's and he offers you a nice hot cup of tea, JUST SAY NO!

Prince of Wales > Korova and Warehouse.

Some girls look sexier than they look....that's what alcohol is. (insert an animation from the 50's of a cheesy man holding up a pint and put on a T shirt)