ReverendOfDeath

Nuff' said.

Ha ha ha, you're funny! I am not angry, I am merely amused. You are all but small break from my work. Apart from that you bunch are entertaining enough too keep me coming back. Never enough of folk who should never been allowed out of cradle!

Congratulations Sherlock! Unfortunately I must say that you are completely wrong: first of all I am not Indian, second of all - why the hell would I post it on my own website? Tsk tsk for wrong assumptions. I bet that whoever twitted on that poor guy's Twitter did REAL damage, completely devastated him by posting opinion on a "Web 2.0" spam tool for real Tools. Since I got this out of the way, disregarding trolling on how immoral was to post your site for a review I quickly took a look at rest of comments and holy crap your site is indeed poor. "Its very text heavy and non visual considering what kind of portfolio it is. Its very boring to navigate and I would consider using something visual (thumbnails?) to navigate your sample gallery." Derp derp derp derp, does it take long to get to the pictures? Yes. Does it make piss poor attempt to look professional? Yes. Does it use horrible background pattern? Yep. And here is a cracker - with amount of pictures on single site, did you even for a second consider preloading or even using thumbnails? No. God damn, I am so wrong, am I not? Here's the answer: "for something I knocked up in a evening, I wouldn't say it is all that bad". One evening, impressive! Maybe you should put it on the front page as well, would make folk visiting it show how much effort you actually put in work done. It looks like you knocked it up in about 30 minutes. And you have to grow up and get a grip mon ami, if you claim to be a pro, live up to this opinion in all aspects of your work. @Slutbags McGee: Yeah I actually have got better things to do, care to elaborate more? Maybe in more than one sentence?

You state that it's a simple design of a site. Obviously you did not even take under consideration any design guidelines or principles. It looks absolutely ugly, and a CMS on top of that as well. Seriously, first time I have seen your site I assumed you used FrontPage or any other WYSIWYG web editor. Fair enough, let the art speak for itself. How can it speak for itself though if in your poor attempt at ripping off Olly Moss web site you used Icy Mannequin (#DCF2FD) and Grey? Are you for real or what? That puts of just by contrasting two colours barely used on any decent site and with a lot of dead space on the site it just looks atrocious. Oh dear, that is being a douchebag, innit? Then have a bit of douchebag-ey advice: take a look at this site and do research and then take a bash at publishing any sites: Basics of Web Design To be honest you are not the first and not the last designer that will fail miserably despite having decent or even semi-decent material. Suit yourself.

Oh dear. If you want to advertise yourself/show off your amazing modelling pics (Just kidding, where the hell do you find the models? One hint - pictures of female models are supposed to leave you in awe of their beauty, not make you want to puke your guts!) you should make sure that the site you are using as your portfolio is well designed. At this point noone will even go past main page as it indicates that you are a horrible designer. And don't reply that you are no web designer, if you do something either do it well or don't do it at all. Next thing - why the hell are you using CMS for such a simple site? Man, that's over the top and completely uncalled for in such a small project. Content management system implies considerable load of content on the site and couple of photos and pictures just makes it look bizarre. Seriously, redo the site or pay someone to do it for you in professional manner.