Jesus.H.Christ Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 She had no arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 A guy phones the local hospital and yells, `you've gotta send help! My wife's in labour!" The nurse says, `calm down. Is this her first child?' He replies, `no! This is her husband!'What do you call a woman who can balance four pints of beer on her head? Beatrix.A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm. He says to the barman: `A pint for me, and one for the road'Why is television called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?""Absolutely! What's the second question?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 A guy phones the local hospital and yells' date=' `you've gotta send help! My wife's in labour!" The nurse says, `calm down. Is this her first child?' He replies, `no! This is her husband!'[/quote']That's an amazing joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Why did the mushroom go to the party? - cos he was a fun-guyA horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder, the bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!" www.jokes.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted December 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Why did the monkey fall out of its tree?................It was dead!Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?.................It though it was a game!Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?.................It was tied to the 2nd monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I can officially say.....that we all suck... we need to think of better jokes than them people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Craig_HexPen* Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 two guys sitting in a bar......one guy stands up and shouts "I FUCKED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT , I TOOK HER IN THE ASS THEN MADE HER SUCK MY DICK"The other guy stands up and says "...right dad , i think you have had enough to drink , lets go home..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo_Soul Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 q.Whats 20 Ft Long and stinks of piss?a.The Queue for a Daniel O Donnell Concert. hahaA spanish fireman came in to work 1 day and said that his wife was having twins. He sais he was goin to call 1 child hose A, and 1 hose B.Dodo died, dodi died, Di died, Dando died....surely Dido's looking a bit worriedq.Who are the most decent people in the hospital? a.The ultrasound people. Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if Blind people were given pointed sticksthats enough hilarity for 1 day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 two guys sitting in a bar......one guy stands up and shouts "I FUCKED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT ' date=' I TOOK HER IN THE ASS THEN MADE HER SUCK MY DICK"The other guy stands up and says "...right dad , i think you have had enough to drink , lets go home..."[/quote']*applauds*...you win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 A spanish fireman came in to work 1 day and said that his wife was having twins. He sais he was goin to call 1 child hose A' date=' and 1 hose B.[/quote']a true legend told me this joke. his name was gary and he had a cracking set of tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Jesus H. Christ = Morgan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 q.Whats 20 Ft Long and stinks of piss?a.The Queue for a Daniel O Donnell Concert. hahaThat's fucking ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted December 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Jesus H. Christ = Morgan?Correct. The St Machar humour shines through once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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