Paulscoconutass Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Knock, knockWhos there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay. Knock, knockWhos there? Federal ExpressFederal Express who? I dont know. I just deliver packages. Knock, knockWhos there? Tom. Tom who? Tom Buchanan. Hi Tom. Knock knockWhos there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. Im the guy delivering it. Great. Knock knockWhos there? Susan. Susan who? Susan Caldwell.Ill be right out, Susan. Knock, knockWhos there. You might be a redneck if you think tobacco is a vegetable. You might be a redneck if you think tobacco is a vegetable who? I thought this was a redneck joke. Nope. Its a knock, knock joke. Oops. Knock, knockWhos there? BooBoo whoDont get so upset, crybaby! What? Ha! Ha! I made you say boo-hoo Youre a real idiot. That wasnt necessary. Knock knockWhos there? Creeping penis. Creeping penis who? Im not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors dont believe I invented the chocolate clair. But I did. Im going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and Ill kill you last! Knock, knockYo mamaYo mama who? Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago. I bet youre fat, huh? ImYou are, arent you? Fat! Im plumpish. Knock, knockWhos there? FBI! Hello? FBI! Let us in! nobody hereOh. Lets go boys! (Phew!) Knock, knockWhos there? Theres a dead old woman in your driveway. Theres a dead old woman in your driveway who? No. Seriously. Theres a dead old woman in your driveway. Actually, thats just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for mind eraser shooters at the Tysons Mall TGIFridays. Let the whore sleep it off. Knock, knockWhos there? Henry. Henry who? Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac? Im not opening the door Henry. Damn. Knock, knockTremble mortal and despair it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH! Tremble mortal and despair it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who? Actually, Im here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. SoYou want to use my toilet? Yeah? Go right ahead. Got anything to read? Just the crossword. You finished it. Sorry? Hold my scythe. Hey! Dont forget to light a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlucyx Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 knock knockwho's there?cookcook who?im not crazy;( :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 knock knockwho's there?isobelisobel who?isobel necessary on a bicycle?coat got... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sludge Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 knock knockwhos there?steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Knock KnockWho's there?Little old lady!Little old lady who?I didn't know you could yodel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 knock knockwho's there?tuwhitutuwhitu who?what the hell are you, an owl?knock knockwho's there?kennethkenneth who?ken 'th? i can'th thpeak pwoperay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by xlucyx im not crazy Lies.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 knock knockwho's there?it's phat tom.phat tom who?phat tom, the guy that's going to shove his phat cock in your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted March 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Bump - c'mon people - gotta be some better ones than those.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scott 5FD Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 knock, knockwhos there?FrankFrank who?your welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 you get me on doctor doctor jokes, i've a few of them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Knock, knock!Who's there?The peedo from your shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by Paulscoconutass:Knock knockWhos there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. Im the guy delivering it. Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tooms Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 knock knockwho's there?...Go fuck yourself! ace.name that film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Dark Knight Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Knock Knock?Who's there?It's A-Me! Mario!It's A-Me! Mario who?It's ok, no one knows me anymore thanks to Sony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 knock knock!whos there?me.oh, ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hali Davidson Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Knock KnockWho's there?Your Ma.Your Ma Who?Your Ma who i fucked really hard last night.sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Knock Knock Knock..what the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 here's the joke that isn't funny right nowbut in 2005 everyone will be laughing at it:knock knock"who's there?"the darkness"the darkness who?"...exactly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tooms Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 fucking aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Princess Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by delboy:knock knockwho's there?isobelisobel who?isobel necessary on a bicycle?coat got... That one made me laugh a bit. So did a few others. I used to know heaps. Forgot them all though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rainbow-Bunny Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 knock knockwho's thereloganoh, please dont rape me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Dark Knight Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 that's not what your mother said.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 knock knockwhos there?the KKK, who's house is this?um...not Leroys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Rock_Princess:That one made me laugh a bit. So did a few others. I used to know heaps. Forgot them all though. shit thats two people i've made laugh on the wasteland in less than a day and i had a dream last night that i was a stand up comedian and my uncle graham (who is i kid you not the spitting image of mike reid/frank butcher) was trying to persuade me not to do it cos i was crap...don't worry i'm not thinking of an alternative career.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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