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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - See the teaser trailer NOW!

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http://notendur.centrum.is/~arnari/epi3.mov

either click and stream, or right click and save as.

I don't want to give anything away, but I will say this:

It will give you goosebumps, the hairs on the back of your neck will prick up, you will feel as though electricity is flowing through your body, you like it, the feeling is so intense it's like the best orgasm you've ever had multiplied by the highest number you can think of. You'll stare at the screen, nothing will make you look away. You'll close all other windows, 'appear offline' on MSN or other messengers. You'll turn off the lights, turn the speakers up. You want to see this the best way you can, nay, you NEED to see this the best way you can! It's like you're greatest dream fufilled, every good thought you've ever had has been delivered in one neat little video. Nostalgia will surge through you, fond memories of the past fused, now, with excitement about the future! A little bead of sweat will trickle down from your forehead, you'll ignore it. You're too engrossed in what you're watching. Your chair has been moved away from your computer, instead you're sitting on the edge of it leaning in to the screen. Your back will start to ache but you won't care, you daren't care. You're witnessing the greatest thing you've ever seen on the internet. Fuck that Paris Hilton sex tape, you couldn't make out a boob for an elbow anyway. You'll hear a certain line from the movie. Your ears will stand up like a dog that's just heard something in the distance but is unsure what it is? You immediate feeling is that you know the voice, you know the voice. Images flash at you. You feel like your eyes are bleeding. It's all too much! You're tempted to pause it, watch it in slow mo, but you can't. The music, the atmosphere, it's exhillarating! Your head shivers, like a cold breeze down your back. You want to close your eyes, want to blink. But you can't! You won't! You've been waiting on this nearly your whole life! And then....it's over. You see a date. You'll never forget this date. A sudden urge to build a time machine enters your head, you don't want to wait another year, you want to see it NOW! You think about freezing yourself, you think so many thoughts your head hurts, but the only thought that stands out is that you want, must, NEED TOO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!

You're calm. It's just sunk in what you just saw. You feel an overwhelming sensation to keep this to yourself, it's yours. No one else knows but you. But you have to tell someone, heck, anyone! No, EVERYONE! They must see this, share this wonderful thing! You'll talk about it! You'll dream about it at night. You seriously consider getting out your old tent and booking your place in the queue. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is going to be one hell of an amazing movie.

The saga will finally be complete.

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*downloads from somewhere else, watches, needs clean pants*

There's one bit, just one bit in the trailer where you hear a tiny bit of dialogue and then at the end a certain piece of music plays and that's what makes the whole thing.

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well you can get it from starwars.com if you're a member.

I'd say where I got it from but it's against the forum rules. Search around the net a bit and you're bound to find it.

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it starts.

how much longer do i have to put up with my boyfriend going all sparkily eyed whenever it's mentioned? How long until it's all over, just another big, fat, money grabbing disapointment?

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the feeling is so intense it's like the best orgasm you've ever had multiplied by the highest number you can think of

the highest number i can think of is three

will this hinder my enjoyment of said trailer?

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I've got a full on robot chubby. If you go to Force.net forums, you can find out more details about the flick from one of the staff who have seen the rough cut and ranks it 2nd in the saga after Empire.

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