jaimi Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 i recommend you do not make crumpets' date=' buy a pack of 6 from asda for like 20p. they are a fucking bargain !i think you should maybe go to a doctor and check out about that flakey scalp, whatever you do. do not pick or itch it as that will only cause uncomfort and increase the length of time you have it for.[/quote']Stax will do, you changfed my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 See THAT'S why TIMMY's the man...HE KNOWS ALL! DAMN RIGHT ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 i have incriminating photos of timson. bidding starts at 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 i bid 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 i gave you a free preview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 i have incriminating photos of timson. bidding starts at 10Are those the ones with Timson, Avril Lavigne and Boris the Clydesdale Horse? That was one hell of a "home video". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 i gave you a free preview.Welcome to the Element forum Miss Nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Are those the ones with Timson' date=' Avril Lavigne and Boris the Clydesdale Horse? That was one hell of a "home video".[/quote']it sure was.put it this way avril won't be walking the same for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Did Boris stand on her feet then?While I'm here.......a problem for Mr Tim. I am being 'deeved' by phone calls from people trying to sell me windows and kitchens. Apart from swearing at them, what other ways do you suggest I deal with this ?Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Welcome to the Element forum Miss Nazi I like that line, Hog.....sounds like a book title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Did Boris stand on her feet then?While I'm here.......a problem for Mr Tim. I am being 'deeved' by phone calls from people trying to sell me windows and kitchens. Apart from swearing at them' date=' what other ways do you suggest I deal with this ?Thanks.[/quote']phone the company your with and tell them you dont want any of those shitty phone calls and they should stop for a while.or sit and talk to them for a while about anything but the thing they are trying to sell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Thank you, Mr Tim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Mr Cynic, I arranged for a filter so I dont recieve selling calls. Otherwise, just put them on hold then dont put your reciever down, this means they cant phone anyone until you hang up, cruel but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 where are your peoples problems ? surely your lives aren't that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 where are your peoples problems ? surely your lives aren't that good.Sorry mate, mine is! I'm having a rather exotic time of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 lovely stuff jakey. tell me about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 I have a question. How can I get a really nice, genuine, friendly and sexy girlfriend who doesnt look like a jobby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 hog im afraid im asking myself that exact question.all i can say is be yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbanelle Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 I have a question. How can I get a really nice' date=' genuine, friendly and sexy girlfriend who doesnt look like a jobby? [/quote']In my experience they generally appear when you've decided you're better off single...though that might only apply to finding nice, genuine, friendly and sexy blokes who don't look like jobbies, so you should be careful there:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimi Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 I have a question. How can I get a really nice' date=' genuine, friendly and sexy girlfriend who doesnt look like a jobby? [/quote']lol you said "jobby"As your friend and fellow band mate, I'll help you out. There are lots of great lassies out there (I know you've heard that b4), the unfortunate thing is they tend not to be in the places that you look. The post above is right in that you generally fins one when you start enjoying single life (but it does work both ways).I suggest that you stop looking. it'll come along soon enought. I was in you situation just over a year ago if you remember back.Worry not my friend it'll happen.Gouranga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Ok, I love being single it rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 Ok' date=' I love being single it rocks! [/quote']hey good lookin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimi Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 hey good lookin' See what did I tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 See what did I tell you WELL...aren't you going to introduce me to your friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimi Posted November 10, 2004 Report Share Posted November 10, 2004 WELL...aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?Who me or the hoggster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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