Benji Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 We all get them from time to time I'm sure, anyone had a weird-ass dream lately?I keep getting a plane crashing in Kincorth. Wouldn't go as far to say this was a nightmare scenario but weird for sure, definately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Last night, had a dream that I was walking through someone else's house, realised I shouldn't be there and went out the back. the only way back to the road was inbetween two hedges buzzing with bees so I ran at it waving my hands in front of me. I was stung severly on the palms and they swelled up into some right rank pussy mess.this tells me I'm respectful of the property/territory of others and I fucking hate stingy flying hings. I shouldn't drink caffeine in the evening also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I had a dream a guy at my work shit all over my bathroom floor (of course it was nothing like my actual bathroom) because he had cancer on his forehead which manifested itself in a crusty white dot.....and apparently made him shit everywhere. He wasn't too happy that I was angry but I don't know what he expected. I mellowed when he told me about the forehead cancer. Still minging though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I had a dream a guy at my work shit all over my bathroom floor (of course it was nothing like my actual bathroom) because he had cancer on his forehead which manifested itself in a crusty white dot.....and apparently made him shit everywhere. He wasn't too happy that I was angry but I don't know what he expected. I mellowed when he told me about the forehead cancer. Still minging though.Still merits a dream-skelp, though. Filthy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I had a dream a guy at my work shit all over my bathroom floor (of course it was nothing like my actual bathroom) because he had cancer on his forehead which manifested itself in a crusty white dot.....and apparently made him shit everywhere. He wasn't too happy that I was angry but I don't know what he expected. I mellowed when he told me about the forehead cancer. Still minging though.o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Last night I has a dream that was something along the lines of me being in the wild west and having to escape undead hordes by going from hiding place to hiding place then running up behind them and shooting their heads off.Coincidentally I've been playing Red Dead Redemption: Undead NIghtmare a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Last night I has a dream that was something along the lines of me being in the wild west and having to escape undead hordes by going from hiding place to hiding place then running up behind them and shooting their heads off.Coincidentally I've been playing Red Dead Redemption: Undead NIghtmare a lot.And listening to the Malpaso's, I'd wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 I had a dream a guy at my work shit all over my bathroom floor (of course it was nothing like my actual bathroom) because he had cancer on his forehead which manifested itself in a crusty white dot.....and apparently made him shit everywhere. He wasn't too happy that I was angry but I don't know what he expected. I mellowed when he told me about the forehead cancer. Still minging though.My sides actually hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Recent weird dream:Robbing a bank which the only access to was under a lift in a tube station. My accomplice was Ben affleck. We had disguises too, he dressed as a woman and I had a Ben affleck disguise. The security guard at the bank was Lawrence FishburneFucking citalopram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Have you watched The Town recently by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Have you watched The Town recently by any chance?Aye, it wiz PISH! I think it would have been to long ago to be relevant. As a side note, I hate Ben Affleck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Was walking through a town square where I was stopped by a group of vigilante super-models. The leader, a VERY tall bird who's fanny was at eye level with me, tried to convince me that I was to pretend to be a judge in a fake trial they were going to set up against their employer, some high street fashion guru. I refused cos I don't look like a judge and they'd figure me out. I then made jokes about her fanny being at eye level. Lots of jokes. She eventually found the jokes funny and we ended up shagging, which was weird cos her leg was the length of my entire person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Was walking through a town square where I was stopped by a group of vigilante super-models. The leader, a VERY tall bird who's fanny was at eye level with me, tried to convince me that I was to pretend to be a judge in a fake trial they were going to set up against their employer, some high street fashion guru. I refused cos I don't look like a judge and they'd figure me out. I then made jokes about her fanny being at eye level. Lots of jokes. She eventually found the jokes funny and we ended up shagging, which was weird cos her leg was the length of my entire person.Psychoanalysis:You dislike the fact that you judge girls as sexual objects, but in the end you can't resist piping a tall leggy bird.Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Once dreamt about selling a claw-hammer to Jesus. Was pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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