Guest idol_wild Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Alan Green. I'll listen to talkSPORT, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I agree about Alan Green. Look how utterly punchable his mug is:You can tell he's a Liverpool fan just from looking at him. Look at that face. He's probably thinking about what Jamie Carragher and Jesus have in common as that picture is being snapped. Urgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 He just fucking hates everything. I mean, I know I'm a hate filled individual, but jesus fucking bumgrapes. It's a constant tirade about everything with him. He clearly thinks he's some sort of authority, but the vast majority of what he says is just contrary fucking hyperbole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 oh Alan Green... it would be a pleasure to hold that cretin down whilst lots of like-minded people kick fuck out of him. 'ooh look at me I'm soooo controversial' No your not, you're a twat.I'd quite like to punch John Inverdale as well. Repeatedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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delboy Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 watching Later With Jools Holland and obviously Holland needs a punch. But Anthony of Anthony and The Johnsons is on and I thought 'there's a man whose very punchable'.Also the drummer of The Ting Tings. I love that band but he's trying to hide the fact he's 42 by wearing dark glasses indoors. A punchable offence in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Also the drummer of The Ting Tings. I love that band but he's trying to hide the fact he's 42 by wearing dark glasses indoors. A punchable offence in my book.Indeed. And you have to punch him whilst he is wearing the shades. That way you can shatter the lens in his sockets and make the fucker bleed from his eyes and blind him. That's the rules. That way he'll have to wear the shades indoors. Just like Stevie Wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Anthony of Anthony and The Johnsons is on and I thought 'there's a man whose very punchable'.He has a very tactile looking face though. It would just absorb a punch. A kick in the balls would be the thing. I wonder if his voice would go all low in pitch, it's already pretty high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Noel Edmonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 I'd actually like Noel Edmonds to be my dad.Though only so that I can kick the absolute shit out of him and tell everyone that I beat up my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 I'd actually like Noel Edmonds to be my dad.Though only so that I can kick the absolute shit out of him and tell everyone that I beat up my dad.But then everyone would assume that he molested you when you were a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 That's either Alexi Lalas, or the guy from the Spin Doctors? Or maybe someone completely different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Stu from Min Diesel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yup, Spin Doctors. Only had one hit (well, two if you include Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, which I don't) and it was 20 fucking years ago but he's still a grade A cunt in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 But then everyone would assume that he molested you when you were a kid.People assume that anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yup, Spin Doctors. Only had one hit (well, two if you include Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, which I don't) and it was 20 fucking years ago but he's still a grade A cunt in my book.I love that snare sound on Two Princes. Sounds like a tin of chocolates, or the underside of a saucepan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 People assume that anyway.Noel Edmunds going all House Party on your lily white ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yup, Spin Doctors. Only had one hit (well, two if you include Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, which I don't) and it was 20 fucking years ago but he's still a grade A cunt in my book.Two Princes is an awesome song (17 years ago). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Noel Edmunds going all House Party on your lily white ass.Mr Boaby in his Crinkly Bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Mr Boaby in his Crinkly Bottom.Thanks for sharing your jokes, dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 Thanks for sharing your spunk, dad. Off the computer and into the bedroom with you young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I hated that Spin Doctors song almost as much as I hated that fucking 4 Non Blondes song that was out around the same time. Both involving slight wackiness in dress and/or behaviours in the accompanying video. Both pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Having Noel Edmonds as a Dad must have been right shit when he couldn't get on TV between everyone realising he was a twat and him somehow conning folk into believing he wasn't a twat anymore and letting him do Deal Or No Deal. He must have had a right grumpy beard in those years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Both involving slight wackiness in dress and/or behaviours in the accompanying video. Both pish.Blame grunge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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