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What's going on down near Union Square?

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Both lanes of traffic closed off. Heaps of police. Bus parked in the middle of the duel carriageway. I can see it from 12th floor at St Nick's house, and now we're all peering out of the window passing the bonoculars round. Now we're all like "Is that a body in the road?!" "Nooo it's just a jacket or something". Speculating is right good.

Is there a bomb on the bus? Like that film "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down?"

Gossip.

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Why do you have binoculars at St Nicholas House?

Perving on tits and that, I presume.

I believe the exterior surveyors use them for looking at roofs and stuff too, and the high rise balconies and shit. But it's probably mostly for tits and that.

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surely it's more fun to do it from, say, 1ft away?

That depends how much you enjoy the danger of getting caught...

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12th floor is a good perving distance but try working in a basement office on a hot day... with all those skirts going past, i've become a lip reader!

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12th floor is a good perving distance but try working in a basement office on a hot day... with all those skirts going past, i've become a lip reader!

I've said it before, and I'll no doubt say it again...

You can take the boy out of Cruden Bay...

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