Dan G Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Which MacDonalds burger plays guitar?Big Mac.What do ill heavy metal drummers drink to make themsleves better?Len sip.What do the atom fans say when they are being annoyed by Non educated delinquants?Jo away or I'll kick your Rass.Why did Mr yellow and Mr Green beat up Mr pink?Because Mr pink threw Mr black at 'em.What do you call the bass player in an Aberdeenshire based metal band?Erskine(ok, I didn't even try with that one)What ares the most metal days of the year?The Last Day of each month.Why was the Blind man feeling Down?Because he had just Fallen, after slipping on a little Bitter ice.Why did the men not attend the boxing match?Because the Fight (was) Not Won, but two times further away than they originally thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Dude... you have waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands Nice to know you're thinking of us though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Word. Up.D'oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Scorge McBrain Word. Up.D'oh. don't worry doll, it doesn't work for me either anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 hehe they were both sad and amusing!brilliant!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-The-Bassist Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 What do you call an aberdeen based metal band made entirely of cats?Black Catom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Atom Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 I thought the one about Erskine being a bass player was hysterical!....that was a joke, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted September 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Len Atom I thought the one about Erskine being a bass player was hysterical!....that was a joke, right? Sorry.What do you call the guy who holds the bass guitar in an Aberdeenshire based metal band?ErskineHope that satisfies you like a home made meal after a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Atom Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Indeed!I would have also acceptedWho is the bass player in Black Atom?Who knows? (or who cares, depending on how brutally comical one is feeling at the time of delivery).For the record, I do actually like Erskine, but he's such a soft target. His fists, knees and elbows, however, are very hard and so I will take this opportunity to apologise for any emotional scarring this ribbing may have caused.I await my punishment with fearful anticipation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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