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fancy getting in free to the Moorings on a saturday night?

fancy getting a guaranteed table and comfy seat in the bar while everyone else has to stand?

fancy fabulous discounted booze all night?

fancy watching a few bands for nothing?

fancy going home with twenty crisp pounds in your wallet at the end of the night?

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FANCY DOING THE DOOR DOWN AT THE MOORINGS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

pm me, post here, whatever, thanks.

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fancy getting in free to the Moorings on a saturday night?

fancy getting a guaranteed table and comfy seat in the bar while everyone else has to stand?

fancy fabulous discounted booze all night?

fancy watching a few bands for nothing?

fancy going home with twenty crisp pounds in your wallet at the end of the night?

> > > > ? ? ? ?

FANCY DOING THE DOOR DOWN AT THE MOORINGS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

pm me, post here, whatever, thanks.

I think that rumor about how Bobby had 'accidentally died' whilst working the door, that we had encased his feet in cement then dumped his body in the harbour, might have put people off applying for this job.

TRUST ME - Although Bobby has indeed disappeared, he is alive and well and working in a shop in Perth. There's a text message that proves this.

Maya isn't dead either. She's just visiting relatives out of town. Honest.

Teabags has done the door many times, and he's still alive even though granted he does smell like he died some time ago.

The curse of the door person thing is just an old wives tale.

If it was real then obviously we'd hire someone that we wanted to disappear. Doh!

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Brian - I think that Terry would make a good door person, what say you?

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plus, a bouncer getting a "cheap booze discount" while working would be a little too much even for the moorings bar... and they're discount crazy.

no, i'm trying to find someone to sit at the hatch and take the entrance money off the punters so we can pay all those lovely bands...

PM me. Someone. Anyone. Please.

I don't want to have to volunteer my girlfriend: she won't be happy :D

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