Sam_b Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I feel the need to write a song about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Groupies are ultimately a let down though' date=' they don't let you do quite as much stuff as they tell you they'll let you do to them [/quote']On the flipside, think how many groupies have rabidly pursued the object of their affections all night only to find they are packing less than a hamster on a frosty morning. Probably just decide it wasn't worth it in the end.Sparkles must qualify for shittest groupie of all time though, scared off by some little girlie speaking to him. I'm still certain that Sparkles/Hoss is one man living an online fantasy or summat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 i think the fudge awards should have a new category "worst groupie" and sparkles should be the only contestant for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Sparkles/Hoss .do they sound anything like Sparklehorse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 do they sound anything like Sparklehorse?A really shit tribute act that want to play all the songs to an audinece but chicken out at the last minute before they are meant to hit the stage! I wonder if I was the bald axe murderer referred to or if it was Euan (sp). Hmmmmmmo_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkles Posted July 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 A really shit tribute act that want to play all the songs to an audinece but chicken out at the last minute before they are meant to hit the stage! I wonder if I was the bald axe murderer referred to or if it was Euan (sp). Hmmmmmmo_Oi'm not chicken, just dd not see the point in hanging around for nothingno offence about the axe murderer comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 i think the fudge awards should have a new category "worst groupie" and sparkles should be the only contestant for it.Ok, Stud - why don't you regale us with your tales of encounters with groupies that weren't the worst in their field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 no offence about the axe murderer commentI should fucking think so - everyone knows it was a chainsaw he used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Um Jake' date=' it's highly likely that this is actually the guy fucking about.[/quote']Um Phil, I'd kinda gathered that, just having some fun here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Um Phil' date=' I'd kinda gathered that, just having some fun here.[/quote']Ok, just checking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 No' date=' I'm Stuart, and so's my wife.[/quote']...... crucifixion's a doddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I'm still certain that Sparkles/Hoss is one man living an online fantasy or summat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 are you really stuart?i could be,yes! but im also you apparently! you could be me too? if you are me, im off for a ham shank....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I must admit...What a let down!And you went to Jumping Jacks?????? That's even less dignified than promising to suck a guy off in Drummonds toilet & advertising it on the internet.I went to Jumping Jacks and felt abused - it was horrendous - bad bad music and horridly attired clientele apparently loving it ,it was like being in Tenerife or Ibiza - fucking HELL , BLOODY ROASTING and shite music, I felt far more abused than being used by groupies as some sort of lollipop in their strange - let's see if I can suck your brain through the end of your cock shennanigans.Anyway ....Sparkles - like Cynthia plastercaster may be slagged by all the straights, but once again I must applaud her outrageous behaviour, it's been a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I went to Jumping Jacks and felt abused - it was horrendous - bad bad music and horridly attired clientele apparently loving it ' date='it was like being in Tenerife or Ibiza - fucking HELL , BLOODY ROASTING and shite music, I felt far more abused than being used by groupies as some sort of lollipop in their strange - let's see if I can suck your brain through the end of your cock shennanigans.Anyway ....Sparkles - like Cynthia plastercaster may be slagged by all the straights, but once again I must applaud her outrageous behaviour, it's been a hoot.[/quote']Youre applauding her 'outrageous behaviour'???? outrageous as in she didnt approach me cos i was talking to a 'little girl'?????? oooh how rock n roll!!! this threads been a hoot but SERIOUSLY??? can anyone believe this bullshit???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 can anyone believe this bullshit????No, but it's funny anyway. Well, it was funny last week - it's a bit boring this week, to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 i could be' date='yes! but im also you apparently! you could be me too? if you are me, im off for a ham shank.......[/quote']Hoss, there's only one way to prove you are Stuart... but please don't do it naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Hoss' date=' there's only one way to prove you are Stuart... but please don't do it naked.[/quote']How??i can do that.... not the naked part... unless you offer me fifty p... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 No' date=' but it's funny anyway. Well, it was funny last week - it's a bit boring this week, to be honest.[/quote']it was funny til i joined in!does anyone know who sparkles is? everyone here knows my name, does anyone know hers?? ive enjoyed my fifteen minutes of fame.....kinda..... now back to the music... any comments about the gig on sat? apart from the fact i screwed up the first song cos i coodna hear me bass. my highlight was havin to sing falsetto hawkins/bellamy style to cover up amys croak(she had a cold) on 'see what i see' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 it was funny til i joined in!does anyone know who sparkles is? everyone here knows my name' date=' does anyone know hers?? ive enjoyed my fifteen minutes of fame.....kinda..... now back to the music... any comments about the gig on sat? apart from the fact i screwed up the first song cos i coodna hear me bass. my highlight was havin to sing falsetto hawkins/bellamy style to cover up amys croak(she had a cold) on 'see what i see'[/quote']Well, I wasn't there, but I thought you looked hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 does anyone know who sparkles is? f*ck knows - she claims this is her...http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h225/baby_blue_dancer/oh, and her name is Nikki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 f*ck knows - she claims this is her...http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h225/baby_blue_dancer/oh' date=' and her name is Nikki.[/quote']i bet a lot of people claim they are her online! truth is it cant be (a) shes currently on the Mali version of big brother (b) no one saw her in drummonds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 it was funny til i joined in!does anyone know who sparkles is? everyone here knows my name' date=' does anyone know hers?? ive enjoyed my fifteen minutes of fame.....kinda..... now back to the music... any comments about the gig on sat? apart from the fact i screwed up the first song cos i coodna hear me bass. my highlight was havin to sing falsetto hawkins/bellamy style to cover up amys croak(she had a cold) on 'see what i see'[/quote']Thouroughly enjoyed the gig. Your vox were a fitting addition to Amy's crackle, bless... (Amy told me to say this but I wanted to anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Thouroughly enjoyed the gig. Your vox were a fitting addition to Amy's crackle' date=' bless... (Amy told me to say this but I wanted to anyway).[/quote']Cheers dude!! we'll be better when we actually practice! since i joined a couple o months ago ive done more gigs than practices with her by a ratio of about 2:6! scarily true!and im still improvising the bass lines... but i like to play that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Cheers dude!! we'll be better when we actually practice! since i joined a couple o months ago ive done more gigs than practices with her by a ratio of about 2:6! scarily true!and im still improvising the bass lines... but i like to play that way!Bout as Rock n roll as it gets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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