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Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his

place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

(scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

Now add 10 What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,

4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!

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Have seen these 'quizzes' far too often. Simple enough if you think about it which, of course, the actual question realises by stating "You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?" So...don't actually think about it then, just answer of the top of your head as part of the...erm...'joke'?

Haha. Yes. Oh you got me. You clever person, you.

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why reply then? idiot

its only a bit off fucking fun.

and singing starfish- did you go a 'special' school if thats the sort of work you did?

I work with people with dementia' date=' so forgive me if I don't find it funny that you're poking fun at that you ignorant asshole.[/color']

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