jester1470 Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 It's about time we started creating mutant birds with no legs no arms no eyes no mouth etc we could just inject with some growth hormone every couple of days. If we genetically take away their ability to feel pain then the animal rights protestors couldn't object to all the experiments we would have to do in order to keep the future kebab alive and well and ten times its normal size. Did I mention that this new super chicken would be able to survive on a steady diet of rocks?Birds have arms ?? Damnmit i missed that from the sneaky fuckers CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzipan elf Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Maybe creatures further up the food chain would start on the smaller ones' date=' due to the lack of birds...eg cats chasing worms and beetles. Or we could replace bird-based food by eating versions based on the ex-prey of birds...eg worm McNuggets, woodlouse egg omelettes etc[/quote']just like simba in the lion king. hakuna matata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Youll be the death of them with your negative vibes.You will never be as cool as the humble panda. Pandas are shit animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grisen Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 stackars kottatare, gor digsjalv o varlden en tjanst - bli vegan istalletI wouldn't miss a thing. i am a vegan since 3 years back. and i love food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 if birds were wiped out' date=' then would it not lead to an increase in insect, fish and small mammal populations, since a whole species of predator would be gone?[/quote']Leave mao out of this g! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 just like simba in the lion king. hakuna matata.He should've turned vegetarian....."Hakuna matattie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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