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FAO:every wastelander...Bux needs a soulmate


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okay, if you're browsing the wasteland, than you'll probably have some time to waste, so please waste 3 minutes on this one.

we need to see who would most likely to be Buxs' soulmate...hey, you can post your own too if you feel like it...

BUX

Be aged 20-30

Like Aberdeen F.C.

Take's a Smoke(!)

Love's Life

Love's philosophy

Enduring

Witty

Selfless

Good in a crowd

Attractive (although optional)

Have decent sized CupS!

Naturistic

Love's NiN

Love's to drive me anywhere, anytime.

Drink's Jack Daniel's or Buy's me constant supplies of

Is keen on Sexual relations anywhere !!

Hate's Ranger's

Avoid's causing fight's with big Ppl

Understanding

Poetic

Like's to go abroad

Has own personality

Has own friend's

DOESN'T watch Soap's (essential)

Love's to watch football whilst cutting my toenails

Enjoy's Bathing and Enjoy's bathing other's

Have the ability to not piss me off

Hate's POP

Love's the 60's

Eat's goldfish as party trick

Yearn's to be a Monster Truck Driver

Hate's War

Love's Interesting people

Is happy-go-lucky

Not bubbly

Not Overweight

Like's to dance

Is uber flexible

And is reliable

oh ! and is ace on christmas

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no, you are just possibly the singularly most irritating individual I have ever come across.

all you do is post banal inanities that nobody gives two fucks about.

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Be aged 20-30 - 32, bastard.

Like Aberdeen F.C. - neil simpson lives in my house just now.

Take's a Smoke(!) - nope.

Love's Life - duh.

Love's philosophy - I think I do, I'll have to think deep and hard about that one.

Enduring - like a duracell

Witty - moi ?

Selfless -

also Likes Streetcleaner.

Good in a crowd - never killed anyone

Attractive (although optional) - I'd like to think so.

Have decent sized CupS! - and mugs too.

Naturistic - half machine, sorry.

Love's NiN - they are ok.

Love's to drive me anywhere, anytime. - lazy bastard

Drink's Jack Daniel's or Buy's me constant supplies of - you are not looking for a soul mate, but a slave ?

Is keen on Sexual relations anywhere !! - any time, anywhere. - *bloip*...uuuh

Hate's Ranger's - ye's

Avoid's causing fight's with big Ppl - but of course

Understanding - I do, I do...I know...aww

Poetic - if you knew me, you'd see.

Like's to go abroad - spain is my fav place!

Has own personality - oops, borrowed someone else.

Has own friend's - a few.

DOESN'T watch Soap's (essential) - I watch 3 hours of TV a week, no of which are soaps.

Love's to watch football whilst cutting my toenails - I could learn

Enjoy's Bathing and Enjoy's bathing other's - ye's, I al'so lov'e apostrophe's

Have the ability to not piss me off -..not doing so well...eh.

Hate's POP - aww...I love iron bru and coke

Love's the 60's - never been there, wouldn't know

Eat's goldfish as party trick - can do. (I ate a trouts eye once for kicks)

Yearn's to be a Monster Truck Driver - don't we all ?

Hate's War - unless it's a game

Love's Interesting people - who doesn't ?

Is happy-go-lucky - I'm more lappy go hucky

Not bubbly - can be as flat as a pancake.

Not Overweight - 10 stone

Like's to dance - loves it.Is uber flexible - I can touch my toes standing up

And is reliable - always get there 5 mins early.

oh ! and is ace on christmas - christmas is my best time of year.

I am married...does that matter ?

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Be aged 20-30

Like Aberdeen F.C.

Take's a Smoke(!)

Love's Life

Love's philosophy

Enduring

Witty

Selfless

Good in a crowd

Attractive (although optional)

Have decent sized CupS!

Naturistic

Love's NiN

Love's to drive me anywhere' date=' anytime.

Drink's Jack Daniel's or Buy's me constant supplies of

Is keen on Sexual relations anywhere !!

Hate's Ranger's

Avoid's causing fight's with big Ppl

Understanding

Poetic

Like's to go abroad

Has own personality

Has own friend's

DOESN'T watch Soap's (essential)

Love's to watch football whilst cutting my toenails

Enjoy's Bathing and Enjoy's bathing other's

Have the ability to not piss me off

Hate's POP

Love's the 60's

Eat's goldfish as party trick

Yearn's to be a Monster Truck Driver

Hate's War

Love's Interesting people

Is happy-go-lucky

Not bubbly

Not Overweight

Like's to dance

Is uber flexible

And is reliable

oh ! and is ace on christmas[/quote']

this sounds like a list of everything I hate about students.

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