Dizzy Storm Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 THE NERDS are a four-piece band comin' outta Italy and formed in 1997. They deliver an evil kind of rock'n'roll mayhem in the vein of ANTiSEEN, GG ALLIN, DWARVES, BULEMICS and pervert rock bands alike they released a split with the Italian band ORANGE JUICE FROM THE CRYPT and two singles on their own before signing for Stardumb Records in Holland and releasing their first full length "Just because she didn't wanna fuck" in December 2000. this tour sees them hitting the UK and Ireland for the first time...with the actual aim being to spread their unique brand of evil rock'n'roll wherever people still want to see a truly good and electric rock show!...and you thought Karloff's show's were messy!.... NOT TO BE MISSED!!!www.thenerdsrockinferno.com www.myspace.com/thenerdstour support (and fuckin' great tour organisation!) for The Nerds comes from The mighty DANGERFIELDS (my god its been about 6 months since their last 'deen show! jesus!)...and who other for local support than... KARLOFF!www.thedangerfields.com www.myspace.com/thedangerfieldswww.kultkarloff.com www.myspace.com.karloffTHE EAST NEUK, KING ST8.30PM4 on the door (OR 6 FOR WEEKEND WRISTBAND WHICH GETS YOU INTO THE MACROCOSMICA ALBUM LAUNCH THE NEXT NIGHT)DJ'S tbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkt Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 The 14th...you told me it was the 12th :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Storm Posted July 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 yeah it was originally the 14th then got changed to the 12th...sorry kirk, just havent spoken to you for ages i guess!sharon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humey Whilem Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Has anyone ever bothered looking op NEUK in a Dutch to English dictionary....?Question number two: If the East Neuk does t-shirts I (as a dutchman) want one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 what does NEUK mean? if its anything short of "being caught by your mum with your trousers round your ankles and your cock in a girls mouth" I'll be dissapointed.I may get an inflatable woman for this gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 what does NEUK mean? if its anything short of "being caught by your mum with your trousers round your ankles and your cock in a girls mouth" I'll be dissapointed.I may get an inflatable woman for this gig.Doubt you could even pull a plastic bird Dave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 I'm going to fucking cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 I'm going to fucking cry.okay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrew Griswold Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 A Nerd, yesterday: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssmcmullan Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 This tour is gonna be really fuckin' good. I'll be joining both bands as merchbastard so feel free to come buy goodies/kick me in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 is that mullie? I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Andrew Griswold Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 Retsopnikufesin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humey Whilem Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 2 entries found for 'neuk'.fuck ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fk) Vulgar Slang v. fucked, fucking, fucks v. tr.To have sexual intercourse with. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. v. intr.To engage in sexual intercourse. To act wastefully or foolishly. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with. n. An act of sexual intercourse. A partner in sexual intercourse. A despised person. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for? interj. Used to express extreme displeasure.Phrasal Verbs:fuck offUsed in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. To spend time idly. To masturbate. fuck overTo treat unfairly; take advantage of.fuck upTo make a mistake; bungle something. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. To cause to be intoxicated. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.] Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, Flen flyys, from the first words of its opening line, Flen, flyys, and freris, that is, fleas, flies, and friars. The line that contains fuck reads Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk. The Latin words Non sunt in coeli, quia, mean they [the friars] are not in heaven, since. The code gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli. The whole thus reads in translation: They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrew Griswold Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 All tour dates now confirmed!Damage Central presentsDESTRUCTO ROCK MONSTER MASHTHE NERDS (Italy)"Gore flicks, scum rock and a belly full of alcohol"www.thenerdsrockinferno.comTHE DANGERFIELDS (N. Ireland)"The punk offspring of Nuclear Assault and Mtley Cre"www.thedangerfields.com+ local support at all showsAUGUST 2005Fri 5 Liverpool Hev'n & HellSat 6 Rhyl Dudley ArmsSun 7 Inverness Mad HattersMon 8 Elgin St. Giles' HallTue 9 Steornabhagh, Isle of Lewis PointersWed 10 Londonderry Nerve CentreThu 11 Downpatrick Hoot (Nerds only, onstage 10pm)Thu 11 Belfast Front Page (Nerds only, onstage midnight)Thu 11 Dublin Voodoo Lounge (Dangerfields only)Fri 12 Aberdeen East NeukSat 13 Edinburgh Spider's WebSun 14 Dundee Drouthy NeeborsMon 15 Glasgow StereoTue 16 Saxmundham White HartWed 17 Norwich FerryboatThu 18 Hull RingsideFri 19 High Wycombe RoundaboutSat 20 Porth Llwyncelen Hotel (matinee show)Sat 20 Newport Le Pub (evening show)Sun 21 London Stockwell Grosvenor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savingthe9 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 fucking yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrew Griswold Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Tour posters have arrived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkt Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 holy shit. I am looking forward to this very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savingthe9 Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 where can the East Neuk be found? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/18/18779/East_Neuk_Lounge_Bar/Aberdeen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Storm Posted August 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 next Arkade show!!!! bit of a contrast to Charlottefield etc...but kick ass all the same!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Page 99 Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 The Nerds sound ace! Plus the choice of venue is pretty cool. Hopefully will try and attend this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkt Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 wow you got This Ain't Vegas coming up. This makes me very happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Storm Posted August 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 wow you got This Ain't Vegas coming up. This makes me very happy.yeah so are we!apparantly the Nerds/DF tour is going well so far...everyone havin a blast and sounding awesome. and they all really lookin forward to the aberdeen showsee you on fri then kirk? (will put you down on the guest list as usual) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vapid Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Has anyone ever bothered looking op NEUK in a Dutch to English dictionary....?.Yeah, the Dutch folk used to fall over themselves taking photos of the book neuk sign in Stoney.Moederneuker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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