jimr Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 yes, mr seagull is now on bbc 1. Get off the fucking internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I love the way he holds a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 "heres my knife heres my knife heres my knife HERES MY HAND theres my knife IN YOUR BELLY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Only in a segal film will you see a stripper turn into a full-on commando by the end of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I remember the bird from baywatch getting her tits out was always the highlight of that film for many people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Seagal is just a poor man's Van Damme... He never does the splits and he doesn't stare enough or go Aaaaaaaarrrghhhhh!!! for ages after kicking/punching someone. Still better than the film when he was a fucking eskimo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 best film ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Commando pisses all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Ok, i'll give you Commando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Let Off Some Steeeeeaaaam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Weirdest role for Seagal ever was in Executive Decision with Kurt Russell, in which he dies within the first 5 or 10 minutes!All the way through the film you're expecting him to show up, because you know deep down he survived and is gonna save the day, but that's the last you see of him. wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 i dont understand this :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 i dont understand this :o(shh! It's okay, I don't think they do either! I'll just quietly usher you out and everything will be back to normal) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 i will not hear another bad word about mr Seagal.Under siege is a classic no brainer action film.An ex seal/chef/weapons expert/loving uncle/with half the man pecks of Van Damme.What more could you want from the man?used to watch it week in and week out when i was 10 or something. Congo,true lies and Assasins were also watched.Go download them or pick them up for 50p from blockbuster or free if you chore it off some kid at a carboot sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Weirdest role for Seagal ever was in Executive Decision with Kurt Russell' date=' in which he dies within the first 5 or 10 minutes!All the way through the film you're expecting him to show up, because you know deep down he survived and is gonna save the day, but that's the last you see of him. wtf?[/quote']not as good as the unexpected death of samuel l jackson in deep blue sea.When talking action hero's i'm afraid all others are as children to Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 not as good as the unexpected death of samuel l jackson in deep blue sea.ah, good one!That totally took me by surprise!!Any others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 yehh - hows about the rocks in scorpian king?he did feck all and got hyped up as the star. was in it for 5 then was computer generated at the end. gay. hes a fanny tassel anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 yehh - hows about the rocks in scorpian king?he did feck all and got hyped up as the star. was in it for 5 then was computer generated at the end. gay. hes a fanny tassel anyway.The Rock.....is my father! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I know what you're getting for your birthday Luke, I felt your presents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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