Right, I have a joke for you, if I mess it up, my apollogies but it is nearly 3.30am. A man gets killed and he goes up to heaven. He meets St Peter at the gates of heaven, St Peter says, "you have been a good man, you may enter heaven." So the man enters heaven and around him there are people dressed in white, flowing gowns, women playing harps and everyone looks happy. He has been in heaven for a few days, when he looks down to hell and sees beautiful semi-naked women, huge barrels of beer and everyone having a great time. So, this man goes to St Peter, "Heaven is great and all but it's not my thing, I rather be down there, in hell having what looks like a great time." So St Peter takes the man down to hell and lets him in. As he walks away, St Peter says to himself, "well what he doesn't know is that it's only the barrels of beer with holes in them!"