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I have no sound reasoning for this, my bad. Rest assured, i will be naked from the waist down from now on. Apologies if that image has ruined your morning.

Working from home today (read watching tv and getting paid for it) and this little tyke is keeping my feet warm. Acers.

Beautiful amp! Sorely tempted.....

Why do they do that i wonder? It must be instinctual but i can't think of any situation in nature which would warrant covering yourself in shit. Maybe it's a dirty protest against the oppressive human dictatorship?

I took my better half's father's dog out for a walk on Saturday and she rolled in some fresh cow shit. Look how happy she is with her new stinky outfit.

Do you reckon you'll go for the offshore work? You know you want be able to post on here through your shifts though, right?

Just doin' my best to promote the local scene.

Friday: Got caught up in the chaos at Heathrow coming back from Rome. Twas a nightmare. Saturday/Sunday: Stayed in London for a stag do, it was acers. Visited comic-con whilst drunk as the stag used to be a geek. It was insane, i've never seen anything like it; i genuinely felt intimidated by the numbers of nerdos. Rippers after that and then on to a medieval banquet thing. All in all pure #ladz stuff.

A totes amazeballs one?

Pfft, waterboy maybe. At a push.

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3250647 Not so much a ridiculous story but a ridiculous quote at the very end of the article.

What sort of role are you doing at BH?

I'm still hopelessly addicted to this stuff. Do you take requests or is that a bit cheeky? Ah fuck it, I'd really like to hear your take on Sorrow by Bowie...

Some major engine bay envy there! Im not well versed in Japanese car intake manifold locations so you'll have to forgive me If you ever need some help on yer motor then get in touch, more than happy to get my hands on that new Supra of yours

I've never worked on a bike before so i'd be wary but having said that it's all the same engineering so i'd be more than happy to be a dogs body. If it explodes whilst you're riding it due to my error then i'll just have to leave the country.

Damnit! I was so chuffed with my super knowledge of cars there as well. On another note, im thinking of lending (for a small fee of course ) myself out for doing mechaniccy-type stuff that you can't be arsed doing yourself but don't want to put your car to a garage for. I've worked on so many cars, classics and modern, that im considering opening my own cherished/classic car garage in about 5 years time once i've got the dosh. Stuff like servicing, changing water pumps, radiators, alternators and even head gasket repairs would be right up my street. Would anyone consider using that service or do you reckon it's a no-goer?

But how fast would you be able to go? Flying will always be cool but if you can only go at 30 miles per hour then it would defeat the purpose. I'd want to be able to go so fast that i can reach Australia in circa 1 hour flight time.

Skyline?