Scorge

Blurgh, been running piss awful lately, AK's into KK my latest tale of woe after being card dead for over 60 hands on Friday night, losing half of it with A10s into J10off (J on the river, argh) and then crashing oot with the above. Bring on the Stoney donkey league again....

This is a cue for an Abdn-music ULTIMATE DANGER WANK tourney. First person to smash one out in a school playground, or John W's mum's bedroom wins.

Alpinestars - White Noise MSG - Save Yourself Corrupted - Se Hace Por Los Suenos Asesinos

Seems to be a very Drakes-esque appreciation going on ie. people who do like it but 'wish they could go more often' and then would be shocked when they go out of business. Use it or lose it.....

End of season update: no 180's, but reached the semi-finals of the district Champion of Champions tourney (lost to the eventual winner), and now have an average at 55-60. Which isn't totally shite I s'pose. Anyone bother with the 'premier league' deeearts at the AECC?

I once wanked over a blind girl. Never saw it coming.

Ah yes, inevitably starring Shannon Tweed and some other over-the-hill-just-doing-it-for-the-dough lead male getting quite naughty. I didn't really get to enjoy those because a) my Channel 5 reception in those days was dogshit, and b) I was always keeping half and ear out for movement on the stairs. I can still remember the exact date of my first tug. I thought I'd broken it....

That truly would be an 'expert level' wank...

Good point. With all the telly channels there are nowadays, there's surely still room for half an hour of nudey smut combined with Italian artists who paint portraits using horse shit on a Friday night...

Nice work if you can get it! Don't think my parents would call that a job, they'd probably just sigh deeply and call me a failure. Reading this thread again is making me miss my Thursday league game, only two weeks of darts left before I can get stuck back in. Yas!

Aye, this is why Eurotrash (ah, the days, etc) was such a wankers minefield - one minute there would be a screenful of lesbo totty licking cream off each other to get you, ahem, 'going', but by the time you were ready to fire the porridge gun, it would be an item on some old male nudist German cello players. Doh!

Bet you've done it with a finger up yer chute.... literally:

Would do, but my net connection has been nothing short of horrific lately. Anyone fancy the 20 F/O at G on Sunday arvo? I fancy giving it a scope to see if it's any cop...

I noticed you lot are giving free entry on Saturday and a free pie for the first 200 punters there, which is a decent idea. (Unless Bobby Mann gets wind of it, natch.)

Exactly, the only time I've seen a Scottish football fan with a banana was a skanky hoor in a Sellick top in a 'home' video with no punts on.....

I've never worn a kilt. I always dodge train fares where possible, probably hundreds over the years..... I've never seen Star Wars. Or The Godfather, come to think of it. Oh, and I still own a Simply Red album that an ex bought me about 10 years ago, There's what was left of my 'punk' credentials totally fucked.....

Looked pretty well open when I ambled past this lunchtime....

Jim Jeffries is probably my favourite stand-up kicking about just now, gets the balance between 'shock' and actual humour just about right. All of the 'groomed for Saturday night telly' fodder like McIntyre etc can fuck right off.

Was along at the Hedge yesterday arvo, Brechin went utterly postal against Dumbarton, no post-cup fatigue there, no siree. Good point at EEP for the Jags (again! How long since we've been a season unbeaten there?!).

LOL :up:

Aguri Suzuki once finished third in Japan, would have been over 20 years back though. Sato might have fluked a podium too, I lost interest in F1 around the time he was competing... EDIT: Beat me to it. You bloody cheat....

Katayama was alright until he got cancer in his back.And he used to climb sod-off big mountains for fun, can't see any of the pussies nowadays on their jet-skis doing that....

Ebay still isn't as bad as some of the utter cretins at Thainstone market though. I did that once and wasn't far off buying a shotgun by lunchtime to sort them out (no doubt the fucker wouldn't have worked anyway, natch.....)

Japanese drivers are great for being crazy ape bonkers. Taki Inoue got run over by a couple of safety/medical cars one season. Awesome.

While we're on Ebay, people who don't read the full item description and fire you an e-mail after purchase saying that it's not the item they THOUGHT they were buying, even though they paid much less for it. Tosspot.