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Which explains the "Connect with Facebook" button, I presume.. But what does it DO?! EDIT: Oh, that's quite nifty!

I went home, where I am warm and working more diligently than ever

Now that's just damn freaky!

I didn't know we shared an employer... You were sat across the aisle from me on the bus this morning. In weather-related shenanigans, I kung-fu kicked my way off said bus, as I slipped just as I was stepping off. Landed on my feet though

My work failing to have adequate heating, which meant my knackers were frozen off this morning. Not good!

bobby! Bobby!

BBC SPORT | Football | Scottish Cups | Rangers angry over cup call-off Fuck off, Rangers. If there hadn't been a pitch inspection yesterday, a nice insulating layer of snow would have been left of the pitch and I bet it would have been playable today. Why are the currant buns so scared of Forfar?

They're not winning now. Epic fail in defence Edit: And Torres does it again!

Finished 0-0. Tangoman should sign Deano as a replacement for Clangers!

Pool levelled through Aurelio, but Pompey back in front. Lolage! Torres and Kuyt on now...

Pompey take the lead through Dave Nugent!

Here's a good one. Oldham away to Leicester in the Championship. Former Gretna keeper Greg Fleming has been sent off for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity, and with no sub keeper on the bench, who's gone in? Dean Windass! Leicester missed the penalty, and Deano's since made a great double save. Ace!

I once saw a trialist score one and set up another two before being sent off on the stroke of half-time for ignoring and walking away from the referee, who wanted to book him. He was signed. On another note, WTF is Rafa on tonight? He's crackin' up right enough!

Incidentally, SSN are reporting Joe Kinnear taken to hospital after complaining of feeling unwell. Murrr has denied any wrongdoing.

Ach, I've just settled down to watch the mighty City get pumped by Boro. Not moving now, sir!

I feel like I haven't been out of this thread this morning... BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | United player Tevez's car seized - genius!

The Phd game's off... might go and see East Fife get pumped for the second week in a row Oh, no I won't... Aberdeen game's off too!

Nee Naw- Communication between the police and ambulance service

I left the Science Park around 13:45, and got home half an hour ago. Parkhill road was gridlock, but by the time we got onto the Parkway at Tesco (fuel stop), traffic started flowing freely along Mugiemoss road. Got through Dyce no probs (pickup at Wellheads), and the A96 was no probs back to Kemnay. Anyone who says different is a poof

peterhead_dave Not that I'm on often...

Indeed. And: Samknows Broadband - Comprehensive Broadband Information ...will tell you your local exchange and what unbundled deals are available. My mate's just about to move in to the Holburn St area and was looking at Sky or O2 for broadband. I think Sky are meant to be unbundling the exchange in March, unless it changes again...

I've a few tonight: Water pouring through your light fittings Spambot accounts on forums Public transport Fucking idiots who slow down to 20 on perfectly fine roads because there's some white stuff lying around* The negative rep Lucky Rathen's going to give me for the next comment *In Fraserburgh, the cars actually screech to a stop, because the junked up residents actually think there's mountains of coke at the side of the road

I'll have a wee think about it

Might be interested, Langfield. Three questions: 1. Sky? (I have a feeling the answer to this is "Bobbin") 2. Broadband? 3. Would a Nev fit in with the established residents?

Similarly, I've just managed to punch my own balls while trying to catch the phone I'd just dropped. Ow.