Lemonade

I've made my peace with British Froot Loops. They're not Froot Loops, but as a cereal on their own right they're not bad. #frootloops

Steve Austin says motherfucker an awful lot.

Everyone seems to be watching Game Of Thrones or Man City v West Brom. Meanwhile I'm watching Labour Pains, a romcom starring Lindsay Lohan.

The sausages aren't bad as well, and the mince adds nice texture to a chili con carne. The rest can do one though. Just eat vegetables.

Not a bad wee beer this. Not exactly bursting with flavour but highly quaffable. http://t.co/0BCi0RlvcH

checked-in to Hedigans, The Brian Boru

Can't look at Feed in case of spoilers but can someone tell me whether the Chinese GP Qualifying was on this morning or is it later?

Rewatching season 1 of Californication. Hank Moody is my hero. @davidduchovny

The macaroni pie does not exist in Ireland. Superb Scottish cuisine. I want one now.

Urgh, I think I accidentally ate some chicken. Damn you cous cous salad and your hidden meat.

Anyone recommend any good podcasts?

"Man that's a fucking deep hole, I better close it off in case I WAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!" #minecraftproblems #minecraft

Not even joking, I genuinely am. Look. http://t.co/Ri8CIOSE0L

I've noticed I say "survice" now instead of "service". A little hint of Irish creeping into my accent.

Skinny Malinky lang legs, umbrella feet. Went to the pictures and couldnae find a seat.

RIP Ultimate Warrior. Great to see him back in the WWE family over the weekend. Such a bizarre ending to it all.

Imma switch yo bitch to white meat.

Tomato soup then a yoghurt - with the same spoon. FUCK THA POLICE.

Downloaded Dante's Peak and Hudson Hawk. My Sunday night is going to RULE.

A few new additions to the playing card collection. http://t.co/Ld4mt5u4hc

Quorn bacon and cheddar cheese sandwich on toast with ketchup. Champion.

Signs you're getting drunk: when "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club comes on in the bar and you're like "yeah! This song rules!"