Lemonade

Watching L.A. Story. That film where @SteveMartinToGo makes friends with a traffic sign and bones @SJP.

Halal foie gras. Not on. #WhyImVotingUkip

Variety packs are such bullshit. NOBODY CAN LIVE ON THAT MUCH FROSTIES. #sohungry #feedmemore @KelloggsUK http://t.co/6HHCPaiMpq

Traffic jam because a guy riding a horse stopped in the middle of the road to answer his mobile. #onlyindublin @onlyindublin

Always feel a little bit weird watching Californication in Subway on my lunch break. http://t.co/Si2MsSeSwm

RT @janibanani_: "Oh no I got houmous all over my bed!" "Erm I think you'll find that's babagenoush" #middleclassproblems @HannahPrime

Did Griff Rhys Jones write his own jokes on this? Wow. Painful. #itllbeAlrightOnTheNight

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Beastie Boys (21), The Smiths (20) & Muse (14) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

It's like I always say, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs. Don't know why I never made it as a chef.

I do have the same meal at the same time every day and sit at the same table. I am a creature of habit.

A tweet from this day 2 years ago. http://t.co/sTgmxifU6D http://t.co/eRDH5Asu9C

So much opportunity for double entendre. http://t.co/oRiCOajfJ9

In my day, hedges had porn in them.

Fruit / beery tea always smells great, like fruit juice, then I'm really disappointed when it tastes like tea.

RT @GDdotT: @5ea5erpent http://t.co/HyAXNKelpZ

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Eminem (26), Dr. Dre (22) & Zombina & The Skeletones (10) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

Hmm, I don't really see the connection there.... @rickygervais @NetflixUK http://t.co/HnHioWtnSv

I watched a bit of Eurovision put opted for Lilyhammer on @NetflixUK instead.

I'm watching Leprechaun. Warwick Davies Irish accent is worse than mine.

LOL, Maldonado. Fucking balloon.

Does anyone else's Sky shit the bed when the weather is bad?

Surely nobody but Jimmy Pop still finds the Bloodhound Gang funny.

Guys, Hudson Hawk was really shit.