Lemonade

I say, that new Eels album is quite splendid.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Snoop Dogg (27), Haunted Hearts (27) & The Roots (14) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

I danced like a dick to both songs.

Holy crap it's hot. This can only mean one thing. BEER GARDEN.

The gulf in quality between #GrahamNorton and #chattyman. It's like night and day. Norton is an interviewer, Carr tries to be the star.

That second one does look like a 100% peado though.

There wasn't much of a selection upstairs. http://t.co/OHyxjiCJxf

The rowie is Scotland's croissant. But better.

Good shot of my hairy ear in that phoo though.

Then I plan to troll @RDdotC and say I liked the special editions better and Greedo should always shoot first.

Our children will never know the joy of putting on a film you taped off the tv years ago and seeing the old adverts.

Count Bukkakula. The lovable face-plastering vampire.

Also, handed the girl in Subway my Clubcard instead of my Subcard. omg. Morto.

When your headphones stop working in one ear. It's one of the saddest moments in life. Like when your goldfish starts swimming on its side.

Pepsi Max at the moment of course. Still calorie counting.

IRONY. "ZA are looking for profetional seamstress-tailor for tart time job. Good experience in clothing making. English language necessary."

Same tweet, same time, different people (allegedly). @Davidofficer @peperawkls http://t.co/EEw4Dkby8N

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Jesus and Mary Chain (28), White Blacula (28) & Pulp (19) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

RT @Marussia_F1Team: So, er, @Jules_Bianchi is P10!

Accidentally stayed up until 4am and slept until 12.30.

Thanks to One Direction for making my commute home from work twice as long as usual. Death to them! #OneDirection #crokepark

Though considering six weeks ago they read 10'10, that's still not bad.

Shit off you cunt. @Nigel_Farage