Lemonade

Why isn't there a Looney Tunes channel? I would literally watch that all day.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pixies (15), The Cure (12) & Wonder Villains (9) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

I read somewhere their periods attract bears.

More please. #pawnstars http://t.co/uptkRpNU2j

Home-cooked dinner and a bottle of Pinot Noir. It ain't quite #maydaymadness but I like it.

What do you mean it's a fake coin? #fake #coin #euro http://t.co/B38lg6MQDw

Forget having a bagpiper at my wedding. I want a Mariachi band playing us in.

RT @WonderMonkey78: I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God.

Like a CHAMPION! http://t.co/bREiTZPELI

Just home from a night out. Night cap wanted. Bunnahabhain is all I have so Bunnahaivan is what I'm drinking. #whisky http://t.co/XbqbdRmao0

Let's see you spin your way out of this one Max.

Available now at a market stall near you.

Fin lock! Angle's got the fin lock locked in! @RealKurtAngle could make a shark tap out. @RDdotC @GDdotT

My Sky+ activity over the next three nights: Sharkando, Ghost Shark and Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Laughed so hard at @smosier's parrot story on #smodcast300 my cheeks hurt and I almost crashed my car. Glorious stuff. @ThatKevinSmith

Five of the last seven http://t.co/bpIPHT31yU articles have the word "insane" or "insanely" in the title. Change it up a little bit guys.

I scored 4956 points at 2048, a game where you join numbers to score high! @2048_game https://t.co/Prs4DYaUHT http://t.co/8dBb5ySN7m

More or less uncomfortable than when @reginalddhunter dropped an N-bomb last year? #PFAAwards #banthissickfilth @RobBurnett @MirrorFootball

I fucking love you Glenfiddich.

"I've got a girl named Rama-Lama-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong".

Oh really, where's she from?

RT @whisperednothin: A picture of me holding McDonald's inside a picture of me holding McDonald's. #McCeption http://t.co/Um2oDQmr2B

Wait, I know! I could take it off!

I wish boxers would remember they're supposed to be sportsmen instead of running around pretending they're fucking Biggie and Tupac.