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Farmerjoline

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  1. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1372546.html awww, if only my brothers did something like that for me
  2. not fussy just some of my favourite songs
  3. people smoke, you drive, do you think inhaling secondhand smoke is worse than car fumes? why dont we ban cars? flames from au fem
  4. buddy holly, weezer rock me amadeus, falco brown eyed girl, van morrison joiline, dolly parton right here in my arms or im your christ and i want you, him
  5. An ex of mine used to rub it into his scrote, said it felt good
  6. You run out of toilet roll... need a jobby... find that you have a small piece of greaseproof paper and the only other thing soft enough is the paper from a box of teabags without the paper in them of course hardcore or what
  7. Weird, only on tuesday i was discussing this site in the bassment
  8. Useless, but seems more trustworthy and down to earth
  9. The person wearing it, especially if his name is im assuming tom
  10. haha, funny stuff, tristan likes to speak out stfu for once tristan
  11. Farmerjoline

    moorings

    The cupboard downstairs has a brick missing and is full of teeth The tall curly bottle which cant be served is full of cyanide The downstairs torture chamber even has neil diamond cassettes
  12. Sentences for CO2 powered ones are almost always harsher
  13. John Lennon was alive, he got killed from lennon he was dead
  14. yes but i managed to fight it off grab its lower jaw so it cant bite you and it will get the idea
  15. Me and a mate got thrown out of moshulu once because his ex worked behind the bar and she thought i was his new girlfriend she openly admitted to it a week later
  16. 50 more shots and he still wont have any common cents
  17. You can buy a new nes for about 30 in andorra they still do make them
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