buddy holly, weezer rock me amadeus, falco brown eyed girl, van morrison joiline, dolly parton right here in my arms or im your christ and i want you, him
You run out of toilet roll... need a jobby... find that you have a small piece of greaseproof paper and the only other thing soft enough is the paper from a box of teabags without the paper in them of course hardcore or what
The cupboard downstairs has a brick missing and is full of teeth The tall curly bottle which cant be served is full of cyanide The downstairs torture chamber even has neil diamond cassettes
Me and a mate got thrown out of moshulu once because his ex worked behind the bar and she thought i was his new girlfriend she openly admitted to it a week later