NARC

I haven't, no. I always wanted to meet that bastard, though...

I couldn't find a sufficiently adequate translator to give me the words "yes", or "definitely", of course, given the widespread international usage and prominence of your mother tongue...

I'll be back alright, skipari, if I have to swim the Bay of Biscay

I'll haunt you when you laugh

Good man!

I was Polonia Warsaw once I think, but I sold Miroslav Symkowiak to settle my debts. A huge loss

Nah' date=' assed[/quote']

Well, in English, yes I am going

Or in a language you can understand, kanska skipari

It is a rare occurance these days.

At least I don't pretend to be cool.

'Tis true. No point in you pretending when you clearly aren't

I'm thinking Zurawski and Boruc are decent, although I'm not a Celtic fan. Word of advice: never befriend someone who is.

I think Poland are gonna do alright at the World Cup, Ebi Smolarek and Marcin Zewlakow are quality. And Zewlakow might be coming to Celtic as well....aaaaghhh

I hate it when people slag off minidisc. There is nothing wrong with the format.

I hate it when words have "ae" in them.

The former I am in wholehearted agreement with. Minidisc is sustaining me in a foreign country. There is no higher praise

As for the latter, there is a certain foreign girl on this forum who should read and learn. Trying to act Doric when you are NOT Doric, is not big and it's not clever

I also hate it when our friends become successful

Are you an LKS Lodz fan? Or perhaps a Legia aficionado?

Jacek Kryznowek has the best left foot in Europe

1. Broke My Neck - Echo and the Bunnymen

2. Area - The Futureheads

3. A/9 - Maximo Park

4. Pretty Girls Make Graves - The Smiths

5. Mr. November - The National

"And on the sand

Another man

He takes her hand

A smile

Lights up her stupid face and well it would

I lost my faith in womanhood."

OK' date=' simmer the fuck down...

...until he plays "The National Front Disco", at which point I may too go "apeshit"[/quote']

Hahaha - simmer down

If "The National Front..." comes on, I hereby post a disclaimer in case I smash every tooth in people's heads

Needless to say... that sounds like an awful lot of fun.

I take it you're coming back over for it then?

Read my earlier post. Flights are getting booked at considerate cost. The whole Morrissey experience is going to cost me upwards of 200 quid

There was a thread about it, Clive, in the ancient past...

It basically boils down to the fact that Mogwai are brainlessly childish twats. Though I do like some of their music.

I think someone's misleadingly posted - for every show other than the London ones it's the 27th of January, so for Aberdeen we shall have to wait (whilst salivating) till then.

Needless to say, my life has no other purpose until I become part of the experience that I have waited for throughout it. I will be a shell of my former self until April the 22nd

Viva Hate

1. Over the Wall - Echo and the Bunnymen

2. We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful - Morrissey

3. Raindrops + Sunshowers - The Smashing Pumkpins

4. The Hand That Feeds - Nine Inch Nails

5. Drug Song For Paula - Arab Strap

"I can't sleep at night

How I wish you'd hold me tight

Hold me tight

To my logical limit"

We had them in Bruce Millers for about £80 when I worked there. Had a wee shot of one, definitely could be a useable tool.

Hmm..."Take You On a Cruise" by Interpol is lusciously Ebowed

Hey, she could have been born at 23.07 on the 5th of January 1987, so give me a break...

Why should a big post-rock galoot get all the birthday kudos?

You are at more important age anyway, so have a good nineteen-ship, Amy.

I now add to this a month ago in Sevilla, Spain, when I drunk a litre of red wine of equivalent value: 30p, about 5 San Miguels and some punch at an Italian girl's 21st birthday. I fell on my tailbone when I got in to my flat at 5am, bruising myself, and also sent a leering text to a fit Italian bird like

Please do, Maxi, for the gratuitous enjoyment for the rest of us

1. Find Yourself a Safe Place - Editors

2. A Short Term Effect - The Cure

3. Eight - !Forward, Russia!

4. Your Retro Career Melted - The Faint

5. Flowers of Romance - Public Image Limited

"Now in summer

I could be be happy or in distress

depending on the company

on the veranda

talk of the future or reminisce."

!Forward, Russia!

Public Image Limited.

1. Computer Love - Kraftwerk

2. We'll Let You Know - Morrissey

3. Destroy Everything You Touch - Ladytron

4. All Medicated Genuises - Pretty Girls Make Graves

5. Your Retro Career Melted - The Faint

"We may seem cold, or

We may even be

The most depressing people you've ever known

At heart, what's left, we sadly know

That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know."

Can't believe no-one mentioned the Artic Monkeys song surely song of the year' date=' Ladytron too they were ace at the Tunnels.[/quote']

I'm liking "Destroy Everything You Touch", right enough

This is true, this is true. I'm not exempting Mackie from the poor control comment, but he is clearly a better player than John "Convict" Stewart. Well, a better finisher.

Kev has turned down a new deal? I wasn't aware of that. Thought with Seve signing a new one, others would follow his lead. Losing players like McNaughton isn't what we need, especially with Jimmy's signing record

There's nothing like a Tam O'Shantie advertising campaign to get the people on your side