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Thanks to Laxton's Superb for securing me a ticket! Boy, you shall be well-rewarded during the hot April nights of Andalucía

Never has the phrase "the lesser of 21 evils" ever been so prominent in my thinking

"Aye' date=' ye ken, a fuckin' legendary song"

"I'm afraid I don't have the musical version of Homer's Iliad on me, but I can..."

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I can't stop sniggering at this! Delete this post, before I get dragged away by irate computer staff!

Can we put Alkaline in the "Most easily brought to the deck in 5-a-side, with resultant ligament damage" poll?

I'm glad that's the case. Although, I'll edit the above to 400%, because Larsen B isn't a pretty sight at times

What a pity the Aberdeen music scene is full of pug-ugly cretins. When Beton Brute arrive, they shall make the handsomeness rating of the Granite City increase by 500%.

I'm more a fan of the song "Straight A's", for the Bob Hope lyric

Hmm...you like a decent smattering of 80's post-punk, so consider my vote: given. Although, the fact you have entered such a competition means you are hideously misguided

Why didn't you call your band "It Must Be A Stomach?", Paul? Or at least, "Two-Headed Sex-Beast"?

Ok, since I was in a club till 6.30am last night (this morning), I shall post a Five For Today on the basis of what one can expect in a Spanish discotheque. AND a hot Iberian lass inquired, upon looking intently at my resplendant tshirt, what means "British Sea Power". Life just doesn't get any better

1. Just Like Heaven - The Cure

2. This Charming Man - The Smiths

3. Do You Want To? - Franz Ferdinand

4. Destroy Everything You Touch - Ladytron

5. Kung Fu - Ash

"Will Nature make a man of me yet?"

What better reward for our most classy footballer! Yas min!

she bangs the drums - the stone roses

how soon is now - the smiths

the fly - u2

If I was allowed to post my opinion on this thread, I would wholeheartedly agree with this choice. Spot on, Delboy. However, as Steve Temple said, the concept of the solo is decadent, useless and dangerous.

I remember when Hookers Green played with Robocop Kraus in Camden a couple of years ago for a Drowned in Sound night' date=' they were really nice guys, but had to cancel the rest of their tour because of a death in the family. It'd be lovely to see them do well this year...[/quote']

I'm VERY jealous now.

Narc ~ i`m no longer booking Moshulu i`m afraid.

Ah right. I knew you'd gone to King Tut's on a free transfer, but though perhaps you may have remained Chief Scout for Moshulu too. Not to worry, I'd go to Glasgow to see them. You could at least show them where Aberdeen is on an AA Road Map of Britain 2006, though

02 The Cinematics

Could also be a cheeky shout. Saw them as part of the best-value gig of 2005 supporting ¡Forward, Russia! AND Editors for a mere seven of your English pounds. Maybe a bit too bland, but again, the time is ripe

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They're already big in the Fatherland, Steve. Every German I've spoke to here says that they are the best AND best-known, German group that there is. They've been around for a few years, though they should recieve kudos across here, because the time is ripe for it

07.The Maccabees

I hope you're gonna get them to come to Moshulu, Ross - they are a great band. Believe it or not, one of my English friends that I have in Sevilla was in the year below Felix White, a member of the group, and let me hear them. And he also lives next door to the swimming pool that forms the basis of their soon-to-be smash hit, "Latchmere". Which has the most magnificent lyric: "I came out of the changing rooms and nothing had changed"

As for my tips, being in Spain has left me cruelly out of date. I can only put forward Forward, Russia! and Boy Kill Boy as the two that I would like to see make it into the big time. As well as Beton Brute, because time's tide is smothering us.

however aberdeen = dunfermline rejects or it soon will be in J.C. keeps going the way he is.

That's not true. He's beginning to reverse that horrible trend

Reidster, just wait till Morrissey arrives. Assuming you got a ticket!

I heard "Elephant Stone" on a televised sports round-up of the best Andalucían goals of 2005. Remarkable.

A bit "year and a half late" there.

Your suicide? I agree

You can still drink alcohol on passenger aircraft. Which disgusts me.

1. Slayer - Angel of Death

2. Metallica - Orion

3. Fear Factory - Linchpin

Hahaha. Oh. You're serious.

Echo And The Bunnymen - Killing Moon/Back Of Love/The Cutter/Rescue/Heads Will Roll

For these, also read "Show Of Strength", "With a Hip", "Over the Wall" and "A Promise".

Mogwai always seemed to be on Higher Modern Studies videos.

"Oscillate Wildly" on some 5th year sex video too. You know the one, the guy races into the toilets, starts pissing and lets off a blood-curdling scream when he realises his sexual daliances have resulted in a bell-burning urine stream.