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just make sure you dont go with an airhead blonde in a skimpy dress and a black guy. You'd be safe with a jew and a fat bird.

have you not seen house of wax?: ball of paint!....

they are serial killers and are luring tourists to stop in past and using their blood as paint.

what did you type in to google to come up with that?!!

giant red balls? something you want to tell us keilan?!

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wow - that test is accurate.

looks like a bird shat on his visor... can kill folk from 500 miles away but can't self clean. useful!...

he's done it !!!! BREWSTERS JUST SIGNED FOR SCUMDEE USHITED

psych.

Not possible if you tend to go for glorious roast chicken like myself

i've recently stopped buying processed meats as such and am going past somerfield in torry for 'fresh' meats. I'm working my way through their ham selections at the moment and they have all been reeeeeeeealy fine - just ask my cat n dog!

that is seriously cool. I want one.

i think it could be Zoo that has a section where you write in with 'what your girlfriend said during football'. A few gems have been "why is that guy in black, did he not get picked for a team?"; "Handball!!" (keeper)

at least they try!!

What other sport could provide such wonderful commentary as this:

football can:

Big Ron after italy scored a free kick: you'd have thought if anyone could make a good wall it would be the chinese!

laughed for ages about that one.

I bought nuts the other week, tits and football. whats your problem caller?! most womens magazines have fashion and shopping. Guys magazines have tits, football and gadgetry.... very satisfying.

think someone needs to go find the definition of hilarious in the dictionary.

i'm gonna go home tongiht and watche me some clreks!

where is this magical place?! £3 you say.....

I'm A Rh Positive.

very.

Getting hammered and missing your girlfriend birthday just means youre an utter cock.

Ho ho ho..

not at all,. you were just celebrating early so as to not be late!

happy days indeed.!

are you 'doon' the road already? how is it>?

have you not got internet connection to keep you amused at nights..?!

Eva Longoria.. stunner. Terri's not bad either!.

are the relative green lights on on your belkin router? i have a belkin too - sureconnect asdl wireless gateway!...make youre the syn light is constant green.

post up that ipconfig details and we'll get it sorted...

There was a brown coloured paint like substance on the rear' date=' but the police didn't know if it was paint of rust unfortunatly due to the weather it has started to rust over now, i think the person/s responsible for it have something to hide, like they were drunk or unisured or their car was not fit for the road, cause there no bit parts of either vehicle on the tarmac it was cleaned up, only tiny tiny bits were still there when i returned.[/quote']

my country knowledge isn't too great but it must be worth a trawl round the garages with photos of your car saying have there been any repairs come in for cars that looke like they could have caused this>?......

i'd do it if i was you

if it was parked in alford and its taht much damage - then you might be able to tell the colour of the car from the damage on yours? if so - go round the local garages looking for that colour of car in for repair. you should be able to tell if it was a rear end or front end smash by the colour of glass on the road....

my cousin had same experience and police weren't interested so they did a recon in local garages around carnoustie and monifieth and found the guy... took him ti court and got him to pay up.

looks like he's all washed up and the peace process will be hung out to dry.