beeker

'mon the gingers!

Try red bull and malibu' date=' a horendously under-rated drink! (not that i've ever touched a drop of alcohol in my underage life or anything..)[/quote']

can of red bull n a bottle of blue wkd.... sugary heaven.

i get a sugar hit - so red bull keeps me going for ages. i do like the taste of it too. If i get bored of JD on a nigh tout, a few Vodkas n red bull and i can then go back to JD.

once had a can of irn bru during a recording session and in the studio at Capn toms i found a spinny chair and went and started spinning round on it - i was forbidden to drink at practice again.

drummer + sugar = bad

Sing Hosannas ! we have a true winner here!

everything else' date=' is just a pastiche, ee-oh

(Ill get my coat)[/quote']

Nooo, Utter Tripe

spotted one in asda last night' date=' it was terrible.[/quote']

me too.. except it was sported by a guy who was at least 40, with pointy siders and some fashioable gold-hoop earrings....

it was probably pissing with rain and the bus was probably.. definitely late. he wasn't in the mood to be asked shitty questions. i'd have told her the same thing.

isn't mangle a hippy now? still i reckon the old mangle would come our in a bare knuckle street fight. he'd tear that scully a new one.

he'll probably be scarred for life' date=' for sure...

he will probably get a complex too, brushing his teeth every 5 mins...

poor bugger(s).

he should have a holiday, to Brazil...or something.[/quote']

maybe he'll become a recluse and move to scotland and turn his attention to studying allergies. You could say he's come to mac ademia

excellent -

still can't believe there are people complaining about "more roads". Surely less smog in the city is better. fuckin hippies.

and hahahahahahahah to milltimber. - nae luck

there is no firewall option on the control panel... (sp2 should have been installed ages ago though)

i tried downloading avg antivirus software' date=' ran it and found nothing, but the software needs the virus database updated, problem being when i go to update it, it wont connect (same as msn)

anyone know if i can download the update patch seperately, then update avg?

David[/quote']

right click my computer then select properties - from there it should tell you you have Windows XP, and underneath the service pack revision you have..

Genius!

That did actually make me laugh... Well' date=' not the story, the class punnage.[/quote']

your welcome. i'd like to thank lepeep for the set up line, without which I coulnd't have made you laugh.

hahaha ace.

aye, can i huv a latte pleez min, ken. "blue steel"

did he order then give you the "blue steel" look (from zoolander)

Someone broke in and shat at the altar of one of the churches in Laurencekirk last summer. Don't worry tho' date=' it wasn't the Church of Scotland one, just some half-arsed, wannabe religious posse!

"Forgive me lord, for I have shat"

/x[/quote']

those dirty christians....

that guy looks like he's just been caught doing a dump in church.

bet he's got his nails painted too.. how cool.

i didn't know that - how cool is that!...

fat bastard though.

whats the criteria for a good bar.... what makes say, Wild Boar, better than hogs head for instance?! just curious as to what makes a good bar in your eyes....

I wonder how much they'll shell out for the funeral.

probably just peanuts.

www.antivirus.com has a free "homecall" virus checker for your pc. download n run.

Sp2 - control panel -> windows firewall -> turn it off and check hotmail again.

pretty sure i've seen this befiore - its security stuff with XP sp2....

Try turning off the firewall with SP2 and see how you get on.

you'd need a good bose system blasting it out as well. just to really keep the neighbours up!

superb though!

Alright... well it's more the look of annoyance on Nick's face you almost constantly see in the programme when he realises he's busy as fuck but basically has to do everything for his wife but wipe her arse.

That's more the point I was making... if he didn't look like he was constantly forcing the words' date=' "It's okay, honey" through gritted teeth then I wouldn't have made it a point.

Naturally, I could be wrong. They are both busy people and the time apart probably wasn't great for their relationship... or maybe it was the ol' one of them wanted to start a family and the other one didn't case.[/quote']

guaranteed Jessica would drop any baby constantly. sh'es a dizzy cow. No wonder Nick got rid, she's a leeching good for nothing talentless mare.

but you would.

While we're on the topic of pets' date=' Stuart and I bought a hampster (sp?) today. He's ace. He's called Carlos.

xxx[/quote']

hahahahahahaha hampster...

and again.. hahahahahahaha

You can get one of these for about a fiver. Its Darth Tater.

haha very good. still a bit too sensible though. Have to be very embarassing prezzies!.

I'm currently thinking about secret Santa gift's too... alas I haven't got you' date=' Beeker.... so not plastic drum from the early learning centre.

[/quote']

Curses. If we see any chocolate penis's at least we know who they are from eh keilan!

you got ur secret santa sorted yet then Lester?