beeker

i think it's robertsons. the jam posse

thats who i meant - whoops. should have checked the kitchen cupboard first!!

on a side note' date=' my sister bought me a fucking golliwog for my birthday. no idea why she decided i might like it but it's horrific and not going anywhere near my house![/quote']

ace!. do you not get them from Robinsons jars? Save up 3 tokens>?

teddy ruxbin fan , and around the world with filias fogg. used to like that one.

racoons, gummi bears,

The best thing about old cartoons was the theme tunes, nowadays they are just shite, but back in teh day they really put some thought into the tunes.

bas: dum dum dum dudu dum dum dum ...

fraggle rock beginning.!

non-alcoholic: the bottom juice left in a calipo ice lolly

Alcoholic: JD and blue WKD (not together but rated evenly)

nah, there'd be no social Kudos in that. not worth the effort. same as outing reddists.

you suck.

could it be a mischevious friend?

no, none of his friends are married or divorced!.

Do it... Do it.... Do it.

guy walks into his local in aberdeen and sees george bush and donald rumsfeldt in a corner.

he walks up and says it is a pleasure to see such distinguished gentleman in this bar, what are you discussing.

bush says we are discussing how to start ww3. its a choice between blowing up 3 million muslims or a blonde bird with big tits

man says what do you want to blow up a blonde bird for??

rumsfeldt says see no one gives a toss about muslims

title promised so much and delivered so little.

still tho, 'Mon the beaver!.

I think this thread highlights why racism still exists - without a clear definition of what it is (as proven on this thread' date=' different people think different things), there's always going to be a struggle with it. No doubt everyone on here agrees that idiots like Stormfront and Combat 18 are just racist twats, but not everyone agrees that a joke immediately makes someone racist. Obviously people have different morals and values, and perhaps everyone should respect that rather than trying to make them change their morals and values?[/quote']

totally agree, fair doos to dave for giving some logical reasons, but I guess I just dont feel too stronlgy about it. Being a ginger i'm in a minority and can take a slagging, so i'm pretty laid back and can laugh at myself or ginger jokes etc. I just think other people/minorities should be able to as well. Redism is just as bad as racism!

Hmm, k i missed the supah quick joke. i'm sure it was funny tho.

Yes - I do see the point in that. What is your satire, may be another persons racism thats what I am getting at.

Just because you see something like a film about niggers and slavery satirical as do I, some other people may see it as racist. I'm sure chinese people would laugh at Bux's joke, just as much as they would laugh about the irish papershop that blew away. Point I am trying to make is you seem so high and mighty that your opinion is the only opinion. It's not, it's far too PC.

wank wank wank' date=' i'm so intelligent [/quote']

Hud the bus - you're calling chris rock satirical and Python racist?!! you are off your rocker.

Blazing Saddles has a dog ccalled nigger as well.

me' date=' jimmy and alex (7 stone under) jumped off the roof of cults primary school into the snow one time... must've been about 8ft(?) i was the only one who suffered any kind of injuries

there was blood pissing out of my nose and i had a swollen cheek and i couldnt walk properly for weeks.. never do that. no matter how drunk you are. very painful.

the snow was only about 4 inches deep anyway. i dont know what we were thinking[/quote']

thats why you're supposed to use your feet to land on.. not the side of your face!!!.. ouch!

at least the snow froze your face along with the alcopops!

ok, can you give me an example of what you class as ok satire and pure racist filth?

I'm not too PC myself but I still wouldn't treat anyone differently for their colour or religion. Some jokes just are funny, it's the poeple who do treat others differently that are the true racists.

Nothing wrong with a good 'satirical' joke or two...

Yeah' date=' National Security (awful, awful film) was full of jokes by the black man about the white man. No-one batted an eyelid at that, either.[/quote']

How about blazing Saddles, one of the funniest most racist films out there... and yet it has a big cast of black people? go figure eh.

"dock that chink a days pay for nappin gon the job"

hahahahahaha

Is it a competition between neil and daveofficer to be the most Politically Correct.

Look at how well Chris Rock has done with his brand of racist comedy - i remember him telling a joke about how pool is racist cos it ends with the white ball potting the black. is he being racist towards the whites? are you going to codemn him?!

(the joke was in a film if i remember rightly)

You two need to live a little and stop tip-toeing around.

go to alford and we have two..the Roadrunner who is an old lady who runs everywhere and bathes in the Haughton Park pond every morning.. and "dafty" Eileen who takes the reg. plates of speeding cars (how is that possible) and accuses folk who give her lifts of rape (she used to walk from Whitehouse to Alford and back every day).

i've fallen/been puished in that pond a few times. it's well rank - good for tadpoles however!

haha!

how does he do the time-delay- esque bit - thats well impressive!... kudos to the young loon!

time to get an arnie soudboard i think!.....

"yeah, "

"first i want to ask you a bunch of questions, and i want to have them answered immediately"

.....

its like watership down remixed by Pete tong. very weird

Annalise is back!!

you dancer - looks like i'll be watching neighbours again - didn't she do playboy too..

*hunts google images*

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: 5000

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...which makes little sense' date=' but okay.[/quote']

just read some other threads about girls meeting blokes off of this site - someone had had 3 or 4 boyfriends out of it - apologies to anyone who has not read threads about that... my post wont have made sense!