beeker

I'm a bitch with big bad man titites' date=' yeah thats right. titties. i'm 'on the rag' at the moment so i'm a bit emotional. oh it's all too much for me... i think i'll go have a peach schnaps. [/quote']

Tell her to stop 'bugging' you until she is single.... and dont reply to her texts. Else you'll have a boyfriend looking for you regardless of "who started it"....

are you gay?...

no seriously. Ok, so she didn't text you back.. oh christ - end of world. I cna go months without talking to some of my best mates and when we meet up it's just like the time never passed.

Stop being such a bitch.

I think it's just under the catch-all "management reserve the right to refuse entry" provision - ultimately' date=' without being there, how do we know what really happened?

What kind of moron phones the papers because he's been refused from a club anyway?[/quote']

the kind of person that looks dodgy enough for bouncers to make up reasons not to let them in!.. point is they coudl have said " we dont like the look of you , so ur not getting in" instead they diffused the situation by using the tattoo rule.

Expect him to sue soon.

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- Dan and Justin Hawkins from the Darkness (I can`t explain this one)

That is just bang wrong!.

My first job when i was 16 was McDonalds' date=' lasted for 6 years then left the buggering place, good job if you get on with the other staff, damn good pay, minimum wage no matter how old you are, flexible hours plus you get to take the piss out of the stupid ass customers who order a large big mac meal with a diet coke cause they need to loose weight.[/quote']

maybe they are diabetic and need the diet coke

nah, i did the lightbulb fitting and the year placement is boooooring. If you go to aberdeen University you can do a module in lightbulb fitting, one in wallpapering., some tiling... and no doubt a course in some form of Psychology.

... and then go work in B&Q yay!

.. or to work in management there. Especially the fat bearded guy - think his name is Mike. he's a right cunt. thank fuck I'm out of there! also - some of the women staff who've been there for like 8 years are whores at management parties.

ahh - feel better now!

That 'shoe' rule really gets on my tits. As long as you dont look like a dodgy mofo, you should get in!

thankfully most clubs/pubs let you in with denim now - another stupid rule!

blah blah blah .

which part did you disagree with then?

yeah but on first impressions - who would you let into your club.

the smart well dressed guy

or a guy that looks like a pure dodger with rockports, a burberry cap and lots of bling round his neck?

i'm not condoning, i'm attemtping to explain why the bouncers did what they did !

No apology given' date=' but whatever. So what is your basis for the guy being a bam then?

Access to a club should not be dictated by dress or appearance at all, be it Moshulu, Liquid or wherever. Why should anyone be discriminated against because of how they want to dress? Basic socially acceptable behaviour should be adopted when in said establishment and if not, being booted out by bouncers doing their job correctly as opposed to getting delusions of grandeur and dictating who gets in in the first place should be the punishment.[/quote']

It was in reference to the apology that should have been your next post instead of the above drivel. I also explained above that i didn't call him a bam - the bouncers didn't like the look of him, ya bam.

His first impression to the bouncers must have been sufficient for them to not want him inside. So rather than say your're not getting in mate, they made up an excuse that he had no comeback to.

If you own a club you are entitled to only let in whomever you chose - and usually people who are of a smart appearance are less likely to cause trouble!. Basic socially acceptable attire should also be adhered to!!

So, get your burberry clad tattood ass to fuck!

So because he has tattoos he is automatically a bam who is going to cause trouble? Wise up min.

hows about you wise up, min. I didn't mention tattoos in that post. Apology accepted.

so they let numpty joe in and he steals your wallet and his missus is a nutter and battered ur missus. Would you be complaining to the bouncers then for letting a bam inside?

I'm sure he's a nice guy - but in a queue for a nightclub first impressions count!

If you read my posts you'd understand the bouncers used that as an excuse not to let him in as they didn't like the look of him.. simple as.

Stinking freshers week. I'd happily sell my infected tonsils to be out having fun

2.50 and a kinder egg toy (completed)

so they let numpty joe in and he steals your wallet and his missus is a nutter and battered ur missus. Would you be complaining to the bouncers then for letting a bam inside?

I'm sure he's a nice guy - but in a queue for a nightclub first impressions count!

bouncer1 - check this mink oot, he's nae getting in

bouncer2 - aye but ye canna ca him a mink and nae let him in

bouncer1 - fit about a no tattoo policy - has he got a jaikit

bouncer2 - no, no jaickit, lets go for that one!

bouncer1 - aye sorry pal, you'll need to cover up those tattoos before gettin in

beaut: - haw, man thats pure discriminative!!

bouncer2 - sorry pal, you can't get in.

beaut - man ah hardly ever get out what with the 3 kids and my homework

bouncer1 - sorry pal, rules is rules

beaut - i'm pure goin to the paperz min. c'mon jordan-louise - we're outta here

ensue story in the E&E...

"ya get me"

doesn't that article read lke he's a buffty?

Wayne's partner Bitina was told he was not getting into the club. The couple, of Lossie Place, decided to leave and have vowed never to return to the club.

maybe they are homophobic?

grrrrrrrrrrrr

these guys were on Watchdog the ohter week. for dodgy answers. said they wouldn;t release their 'code' for getting answers as theyr all done the same way...

managed 6316 - does that get me 8 points in a Richard Whitely styleee

hahahaha.... vince. legend.

wow...

does it say why he was being chased? but then again - if a plain clothes guy with an alsation was chasing me i'd run too!

brings back memories of walking round tilly park when at school. haha.

"i'll put a bottle of ketchup in the window for when i'm feeling saucy"

beeker is unconvinced.

Driveblind by a jaw droppingly long country-mile.

KlothMonkey

i did like the beginning to a song " 1, 2 fuck you" ...can't remember the band name - maybe some one can help?

How can being online in an internet cafe be strange.

If you had tapped into a wireless network for the barbados holiday home of John Travolta whilst having a BBQ on the beach with the guy from teh malibu advert who continually says - "can you hear me now.. now?.... i'm on the mobile" - that would be strange