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Sophie : DON'T GO TO LLOYDS TSB..

i can't repeat how much they're annoying as fuck' date=' they've started slapping on ridiculous charges for using your debit card abroad (1 a time? fuck off) and they really don't have a clue when it comes to sorting you out, I have some sort of l33t account with them that gives me all these benefits...but they still won't upgrade me to a proper visa debit card unless i either open a student account or have money automatically transferred into my account every week...when i told them "i get paid in cash, can you not see how it gets paid in on the monday?", they told me "we don't know where the money's coming from"....i offered to show them payslips, only to get a "you could've printed them yourself" answer.

if you want to know more about how awful they are, just ask [/quote']

seconded - grade A cunts. they wudn't give me the 'new' student account as i was an existing customer. so i said if i quit with you and start a new account - can i get it then. they said yes!!!!,. so i moved to HSBC and they ROCK MY WORLD!

I wouldn't chuck her out of bed for farting!!! (ether side)

She couldn't do anything to get chucked outta my bed!... execpt decline my advances.

i meant bad in a Michael Jackson sense then...

haha you know its bad when simpsons and real life begin to merge....!

hahahahahahahahha i about pissed myself at that one.

if they had have been growing cucumbers instead of hunting the bison. you bet you're ass we would have no teeth and probably be second in the food chain to those pesky chimps.

*checks behind him nervously for cheetah*

no' date=' but then i'll be damned if i grow my own crops. put it this way, if farmers weren't out slaughtering cows i sure as fuck would be. a little savage bloodletting won't get between me and my burger.[/quote']

and i'd be right beside you sharpening your knife. and also trying cowtipping - hehehehe

how many veggies (who live in flats in aberdeen) grow their own cucumbers or lettuces. None - you're all happy to munch the stuff sainsbury's have had shipped in. Therfore I, as a meat eater am more than happy to purchase my burgers, bacon and sausages from the butchery aisles.

But if it wasn't for us being top of the food chain' date=' bulls would still be about three feet high, hairy, and living halfway up fucking mountains. The very reason that most modern food animals exist in the forms they do today is because of thousands of years of selective breeding to produce dedicated food species.[/quote']

... for us to kill and eat like nature intended.

ca't wait for my mean green grilling machine to arrive to make a tasty bacon sarny!!

Yeah' date=' but the fact is, meat eaters eat it, so I want to see him kill it.

And just cos they don't eat won't stop them trampling you to death for enjoyment.[/quote']

i'll stand face to face with it - then shoot the mother fucker.

thats evolution for you, bitch

Originally Posted by Keilan 303

Theres none of them here...just militant meat eaters. Then again' date=' you don't exactly have to justify not eating meat.[/quote']

I'll justify eating it : Evolution.

We didn't get to the top by eating lettuce, and we're not going to stay here by eating lettuce.

Blame mother nature - she made animals so tasty.

annelise hartman?!

like that time she was crawling around on all fours in her pyjamas' date=' then pulled her lesbian mate.

Good times x 1000000[/quote']

of all the episodes to miss!!...

actually i think i did see a bit of that one, her mate was 'confused'. NO she wasn't.. she's only human and Sky is tasty!

i have no idea what the fuck you just said. but due to the energy conveyed in the post - i too can't believe he made that crap!! harrumph

jist: never trust a woman.

I do' date=' care about how it is treated, smoked, salted etc... as long as its tasty[/quote']

amen brother...

can't wait until the summer when it's BBQ season again. My mum makes an awesome BBQ sauce... i'm sure the secret ingredient is Tennants!!!..

Just ordered me George Foreman grill after hearing rave reviews. Looking forward to a tasty bacon sarny when it arrives. Damn those pigs are tasty.

drop a whore hahahaha

i pissed myself at that bit too..

cock in and pull it haha

also my favourite part... however - i do find the song quite catchy.. *runs n hides*

Sugar, we're going down

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1650561/

Really funny.

mint dick. nice.

how on earth did you find out that 'worked'

get an electric shaver kit - like the ones that do your real head. get a thin comb, roberts your mothers brother...

THere really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.

It;'s been spreading all over the internet this week' date=' the site was set up last year but basically its just a stupid internet meme and no doubt somethingawful or some other cliche hub is the root of its resurgence. Anyone participating in this ought to be ashamed of themselves.[/quote']

well you just posted in the thred - thanks for contributing!!

by disbelieving in the chuck - 10 babies just died.

smooth criminal

wow, no way did it not get that - shocking.

"Key to a successful marriage"

edit: what happens to you if you are married.

we would be entitled as he is under 25 therefore we get compensated for every year he's been at the club.... new rules.

McNaughton to Fulham?! we better get a shed load of cash for him!. Fingers crossed it wont be another "Stephen Glass" scenario. Kev has been with us since he was 13 so we should be entitled to a wedge of cash. Why is it Premiership teams think they can rip off the SPL but for some reason it's ok to pay millions for other journey men from random English sides.

still, maybe we could buy Ryan Smith from Buckie - he's better than kev anyway!!