Wishbone G

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22957 Just slightly late

haha check you linking to my webspace! anyway. there is only one choice for new pope

When i was at a house party friday night/saturday morning, and i mistakenly believed he had already died, folks were asking me why i was so happy. Apart from being so pissed that I was grinning like a moron anyway, i had to explain how this guy leads people on into what i reckon to be a purely false belief so the 'weaker' people have some intangible stronger thing to attatch themselves to. Thats why i dont like him

haha that porky pig thing is great! I cant wait to watch the vatican start squabbling over who will be the new pope. Of course knowing my luck there wont be any squabbling and itll all be serene and just and fair and stuff. Pfft

Wins what?

Out of interest, does anyone know why he became known as pope john paul. Apparently he was born Karol Wojtyla.

Hell yeh. House party i was at last night everyone was doing the Is this the way to amerillo dance. In fact that really isnt something i should readily admit...

Fucks sake, he has outlived my bet! Thats a shame, i turned on the TV in a drunken haze last night - no sound. Got the impression he was dead. Ran through to everyone screamin "The pope is dead! About feckin time!" Now i feel stupid. Heheh

My mates marshall amp is making a really annoying buzzing sound when it gets turned on. Not the kind of buzzing from a dodgy cable etc, but an actually sound coming from the amp like a lawnmower! We reckon its the fan, but he cleaned that. Any ideas? Reckon the fan just plain needs replacing? Cheers for help

just possibly.

From Ultimate-Guitar (and slightly edited for the author's rubbish english)

I call saturday, 7.40am, vatican time.

not for personal financial gain, sure. But what i mean is, how does he afford to live? You know? Who pays for his food?

Its typical american comedy. They just dont pick up on subtle humour.

To be honest, im expecting the news channels to whip out the "breaking news" clipart at any time now for his death. The problems i see are a bunch of whiney busybodies arguing over who gets to be the next pope. Besides, the vaticans influence is no doubt waning. Out of interest. Does the pope get paid? If so, by who, and where does the money come from?

You could just be practical and apply for the university that is ranked higher for the course you want to do I wanted to go to another city, but edinburgh rejected me, and Glasgow wanted me to get 3 As in sixth year (like hell), so im just staying here for uni next year. Although there is no chance in hell im not getting a flat

Ewan gives a speech at a NATO summit

Indeed. Watch it when not completely sober and its very very.... zen

DVD of life? I would cringe all the way through mine. And keep shouting at the screen "NO YOU STUPID BASTARD, ITS BEHIND YOU" etc, then realise what a fecking waste of time its all been

Its freaky to think about. And even though it seems far away, its inevitable! I reckon there is simply nothing after death. You cease to be. Which, i reckon, is even weirder than the notion of Heaven/hell/reincarnation/ghosties. i reckon it will be like going back to before you were born. You just wont exist, wont have any kind of thought, self awareness etc.

I was under the impression you had used that name, the late 80s, and then someone else had gone and used it. Come to think of it, that could be your song and ive just insulted you right to the heart. If so, tough, the song is guff edit: Ah, reading the posts, rather than skimming them reveals that it is in fact yours. Perhaps its time to turn tactful

name stealing or no, that song is guff