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    Comedians

    went to the comedy at snafu...much better than ross noble.
  2. ace - we are really looking forward to this one
  3. this is a cop n paste job: Jade Goody A Biography 1. She faced court action over thousands of pounds of unpaid rent. 2. Just hours after arriving (on Big Brother), she had flashed one of her boobs and left viewers stunned with a torrent of foul language. 3. Jade was a figure of ridicule. She was branded a pig, two-faced and ignorant. Rival contestants labelled her thick and ugly. 4. Viewers switched on to watch tipsy Jade strip off during a drinking game to flash her kebab. 5. She thought East Anglia was called East Angular, and that it was somewhere near Tunisia. And she reckoned Rio de Janeiro was a person. 6. Jade kept trotting out the clangers . . . Mona Lisa was painted by Pistachio, Mother Teresa was from Germany, Portugal was in Spain and Saddam Hussein was a boxer. 7. Jade put it best herself when she confessed: I may not be the sharpest tool in the sandwich box. 8. If I hadnt made it on Big Brother I would probably have been living in a council flat with my mum. 9. Lapping up the publicity, she once told a reporter she planned to dedicate a room in her house to all her front-page covers. 10. She started dating Jack Tweed. Jade had spotted him in a nightclub before, but had no idea he was six years her junior. She was smitten from the start, and the couple had sex on their first date at Londons Sanderson Hotel. 11. Their romance was to be played out in the full glare of the public when they both went into the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2007joined by Jades mum Jackiey. But the programme that made Jade almost broke her this time as she became embroiled in a race row with Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty. She ranted at the actress: Youre not some princess in f*****g Neverland. I dont give a s**t. Youre a normal housemate like everybody else. You need to come to terms with that. She added: Go back to the slums and find out what real life is about lady. 12. Later Jade confessed she wanted to headbutt the Indian actress and branded her Shilpa Poppadom. 13. Jades popularity nosedived overnight and Ofcom received a staggering 45,000 complaints. Her perfume was removed from the shelves and her autobiography dropped by publishers. 14. She then contracted cancer and turned out to be a fucking saint.
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    Boxing itv4

    I was gutted watching barrera getting beaten...a ghost of his former self. he needs to retire. Khan is so fast, and roach as ironed out the weaknesses in his game. Barrera made a good pint though - the cut was just as bad in the 6th (when it was stopped) as the 1st. So why wasn't it stopped in the first and the outcome may have been different. It wasn't that khan was hurting him...he just couldn't see him coming. Fair play to khan though - as much as i don't like him he's very good fighter.
  5. I think one of the main points people forget, when comparing metallica albums to other metallica albums, is that to compare say 'reload' to 'justice' and say its shite isn't fair... a) different type of music b) just because justice is utter brilliance doesn't mean reload isn't a really good rock album.
  6. thanks to you i laughed really hard and now have rice stuck up my nose. and to the guy who quoted my load and reload comment yes. they are utterly awesome albums also i forgot to say that s&m is genious. practically perfect in everyway i also want to say that despite overall crapness of st anger the song 'frantic' is good, especially live
  7. I'm not sure what the answer to this question is...sometimes i think they are underrated...people are quick to forget what they have achieved and i all i hear from people is: lars is crap james can't sing trujillio isn't as good as newstead kirk is gay to which i would reply yeah he isn't what the used to be but the drumming on previous albums is immense (justice, s&m and the black album particular highlights). He has managed to push forward the biggest metal band ever yes he can he's better than pretty much every other metal singer there is... newstead ruled. trujillio is still cool kirk is probably gay....so what? metallica are 'over-slated' by A) jealous metal bands that haven't achieved commercial success and B) people won't accept that just because load and reload aren't thrash albums that they are still two of the best rock records relased in the 90s Because they are multi-millionaires and major egos people forget what a good and they are. yes lars is a total prick. yes the naptster thing was band. yes st anger is pretty poor. death magnetic is good, and having seen them at leeds last year - they still have it live. Allbiet less 'in your face and rebelious'
  8. Jimmy Carr isn't very funny. Discuss.
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    Comedians

    I was watching Peter Kay last night, and chuckling heartily. It occured to me that he is one of the only 'family friendly' comedians who is funny. He manages to make me laugh at something like his memories of children playing in the school playground, where other comeians have to talk about something controversial, taboo, or just rude. interesting. family friendly comedy - discuss.
  10. I'm generally fairly forgiving in other people's shite taste in music. BUT the view disgust me in every way. Liking them is pretty bad. There is nothing to their music that is remotely enjoyable or pleasing to hear. yuk.
  11. got to agree - immediately puts me in mind of bands like 'pigeon detectives' and scouting for girls'
  12. baws - just realised this clashes with bass hunter at the AECC...decisions decisions!!
  13. I was just using mogwai and oceansize as examples of two british albums that by comparsion to duffy are not pish. For all i care it could have gone to dan le sac vs scroobius pip (also a great album)
  14. thanks to everyone who came down - a fun time was had by all and it was a really nice atmosphere.
  15. would love to go, but alas i have a friends birthday that i should really attend. was hoping to hear new katerwaul stuff and hear cast of the captial again after theit good set in moshulu have a good time folks
  16. if you hd read the rest of my post you would have noticed me actyually saying that i kwo the brits are for pop. My point was just that it really highlights how stupid the brits are and they stand for nothing in terms of good music. On that note though - are the brits really meant to be just for pop? The brit awards should surely be for all british music...i mean maiden got an award?
  17. the whole thing was embarrassing really. For duffy to get best british album, when the two best british albums by a country mile were frames by oceansize and the hawk is howling by mogwai is just ridiculous. Not that i was expecting either of those two bands to win because obviously the brits is about pop....but it just gives the public a terrible impression of what actually constitutes good music these days...
  18. Phil - that is another hand made poster yeah? Smashin stuff! jjst gave that wintermute band a listen - also smashin stuff. overall this looks set to be smashin.
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