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Birdman

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  1. You will never be as violated this Saturday as you will in Dr drakes bar.....and thats a good thing! (not birdman)
  2. Or equally as good In the shop on Sunday of all things Richie: So this is you is it, this squiggle is you. And what are you some sort of modern artist are you? Doctor: No I am a doctor so Bugger...Off! Richie: Oh thats clever, take you 20 years of medical school to learn that one did it, on my money lets not forget that. Bloody students your all the same. I dont know why you just dont go and LIVE in Russia! Go on get out of my shop! Bugger off out of it!! (not birdman)
  3. hahaha yeah his face looking so desperate to have a hit. The facial expressionas are what makes it for me! Another of the million brilliant moments The tv channel changing part when the TV falls over from their grapple and explodes Richie: Right thats it, get out! Eddie: Pardon Richie: You heard me the first time Eddie: No I didn't Richie: Well I'm not going to repeat something like that twice young man Eddie: Well I cant do anything about it then Richie: .....Look this is my house so Get Out Eddie: You can't thow me out I've got rights, I pay rent! Richie: Your supposed to pay rent I haven't actually seen any money! Eddie: Well I've been busy haven't I, how much do I owe you Richie:.....Eleven thousand three hundred and eighty seven pounds....and sixty six...new pence Eddie: ....I've got 20p Richie: well you better get out my house then Eddie: It's not you house it your aunts house Richie:For the purpose of this conversation I AM my aunt Eddie: ....hello Mable Richie: Shit is she here?! Hide the fags!...Hello Aunty!.....Right thats it Get Out Amazing!! (not Birdman)
  4. the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punches. Its tthe funniest thing i've seen since my friend through a wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar. (not birdman)
  5. the best scene ever that I pysically cried with laughter is the Gas man beating where Richies laying with his feet then goes into a crazy flurry of punches with extroardinary wild punches Its tthe funniest thing i've seen since my frined hrougha wooden sword up a tree and when he went up to get it it fell 20 feet trough his jumper collar. (not birdman)
  6. heh no I was quoting bottom. I think its the shit, ripped Nolans picture he says "Colleens......Paddy....Oh who cares about your names, its the jugs that count!! I'm in the mood for some red hot ram attach action.....oooh.....ouch.....I shouldn't have eaten the contents of the slop bucket!" - Bottom live 2 best live video by far! 5 is quite good but its a bit Over the Top (not birdman) Oh yeah and the Knob Gag Bermuda triangle of Live 3 is great too
  7. This is ART professor...cunt (not birdman)
  8. my ultimate favourite xmas song is the classical piece from The Home Alone soundtrack think its called Lieutenant Kijie suite by prokofiev, somehow i cant get the home alone version of the song though! anyone know how?
  9. cheers man appreciate it, see you at practace tomorrow
  10. Are back with new songs, new bass player and a lot more practice behind us Supporting hot mangu at kef on december the 23rd If you are interested then pm me and i can send you our 4 track demo recorded at captain toms, you never know, you might like it! check it out cheers adam
  11. come on faggots there has to be more than this one!! Unless your all hoarding the bad ones, using the cute boy/girl wanker poses in order to dick girls/boys holes!? (not birdman)
  12. Has anyone got a worse one than this. I'm looking for something a little worse than the everyday blinking as the photo is taken.
  13. well....have fun on it........ (nto birdman)
  14. Is that a question to someone or ridiculously bad use of question marks??? (not birdman)
  15. way to kill the comedy value man! (not birdman)
  16. Anyone know a good site to get these from? Preferably free. (not birdman)
  17. none of these bands are punk at all.....shouldn't it just be best band, at least then some wouldn't fall into this highly misleading catagory.
  18. I think your taking the piss but nevertheless A/ When I leave the house in the mornign my dogs know i'm going and sulk. Whenever I return they are overcome with joy and sometimes even pee on me from extremem excitement B/ When you try and saw any animals leg off except maybe a fish' date=' they are not going to sit back stupidly taking it in. They will defend themselves. But you wont see an animal complain about the pain like you probably would if you stubbed your toe. [b'](not birdman)
  19. Hey glad you got it sorted but.....you know......just to make sure it doesn't happen again or something - post #62 (Not birdman) P.S us guys should stick together, preferably in the nude.
  20. I think eating meat in some form of moderation would be a good thing but I think the main problem with eating meat for almost everyone involved is... Factory Farming & Processing Plants check out this book and if you want to know more then I suggest you buy it....but recycle it afterwards. (not birdman)
  21. Or you could take to within an inch of her life with length of rubber hose, punt her in the face, down stairs, jizz, sleeve & leave (not birdman) - This is not Birdman Don't get confused
  22. so'd you settle on the punt to the face and down the stairs. if so, good man! Then if there's a bit of time have a jizz and wipe it on her sleeve as she's lying on the bottom of the stairs, leaving the house refreshed for another day. (Not birdman)
  23. What the hell are you talking about??? Just knob older women!!! 3 minutes, cock on the mattress and offski... (not birdman/Adam Florence)
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