Milnex

My highlights were: -My irrational rage at nearly everything -Freaking out and going to my tent to listen to Jimmy Eat World all alone, and all emo -Jazzing out -Ruining Sweetheart's lives -Being boned up by Lime Lowlights: -No HG1 set! Gah! You rotten dogs! -Death

It looks like it's going to be a lot of fun. Eroticisme, non? Ou est l'energie kinetique? Dans le hands o' Gambit, non? Roooooogue!!!!! What? Get well soon, Galloway.

GAVFEST Gavfest YES GAVFEST Wow. It's going to hurt, isn't it?

I liked the robots in the walls, and being allowed to inflict Death Cubed on people.

Neil from Hookers Green is like Ian Curtis, in that I could easily imagine him beating his wife and killing himself. Lime's party was fucking stupid. I'm glad I'm dead.

There's the nagging feeling that some of his stuff errs on the side of Jamiroquai, but there's no denying 'Power Lunch' is superhot. And those abs!!!

I 'enjoyed' talking in fake voices constantly, and almost forgetting what the hell my real voice was like. I enjoyed walking around town the next day, and seeing 'gas' written in places where gas are, and almost cracking up and crying. "you might be hot shit in the real world, but you ain't no-one at GavFest!" "Steve Mountain's back on the case!" Lime driving his car really slowly like a horrible music video, before making Turgebastard bleed. Almost falling asleep in the seat of a JCB Hell Hell Sin Hell

I just got home. I still have not slept. Help me.

Buddy Holly will only be there if he doesn't decide to go back to Edinburgh for laffs and scrapes.

Will there be toilets there? Will there be tonic wine?

I'm not a spastic! I'm just lonely! And a spastic.

Kimya makes some heartbreaking solo songs, so she does. I'd like to see more Moldy Peaches stuff, though.

'Obvious comparisons to Sonic Youth plague them wherever they go, which I believe irritates them so I won't mention it.' Hee hee! The comparisons make me laugh, simply because they annoy the guitarists. My theory is that the comparisons will maybe stop as soon as we stop sounding like them. If were not 50% motown, 25% disco, and 25% MBV by the end of the year, the solo project may have to take precedence... Politik and Dedalus playing the gig as well? Oh my! Should be awesome. I like being in Major Major at gigs like this. It's like getting into see bands I like for free. Hurrah!

I think that second song on the Hookers Green ep is fantastic. So fantastic, I don't know what it's called. 'There Is An Equilibrium'. That's it.

I'd vote for the unforgettable 'Death Cubed'. Undignified, I know, but hey, I enjoyed myself. Not sure if anyone else did, though. A highlight was realising we'd used up all our 'material' and had 20 minutes left to kill onstage.

Making Christmas songs is most fun. Last year I made one which was utterly unlistenable, and featured the lines 'Just because you've bought them gifts, I doesn't mean that they'll stop crying' and 'You're so ungrateful, you didn't say happy birthday to Christ' It appeared on the Dundee 'Launch' fanzine CD. Track it down if you can! I'd make another this year, but I think I drained myself of my best material last year. Ah, what the hell. I'll give it a go. Do submissions have to be on CD, or can they be on tape? My CD burner is broken. Bah.

That would be very nice of you, sir. The Majors are in your debt. Yes. It's nice people remember we exist. Isn't the cover fucking shit? I drew a boxer, and for someone reason Dave the singer decided to repeat this image loads, making it look like the most tacky, ill-thought out thing in town. And the paper sleeve scratches CD's. And I don't understand the last song. It's supposed to be about 5 times the speed that it was recorded. The engineer man forced us to slow down, as it sounded like we were racing each other or something. I thought that was part of our charm. Bah. I'm shit at self-promotion. I love my band!

I've not had breakfast for ages. The dole has robbed me of all motivation. I had big plans. Now I have no plans.