I once found a spider in my room, so I put a glass on top of it, a postcard under the glass, a magazine under the postcard, carried the whole thing through to the kitchen while it was freaking out, put it in the middle of the floor, put a plate on top, put a mug on top of that, figured it still might manage to knock all that over and get back in my room, so i built a fort around it too. In the morning my uncle came into my room and just went "What the fuck?!"