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Kan' Sharuminar

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  1. I still find it odd that not one person in their school noticed that every time their watch's beeped, they would all get up and dissapear for twenty minutes, before returning after monster-of-the-week was vanquished. Where's the realism, dammit? Though...I suppose it worked for Superman.
  2. My life anthem in UK is 'A Little less Conversation' - Elvis vs JXL In US it is...'Hot in Here' - Nelly I was doing so well until that last one.
  3. UK = Two Tribes - Frankie goes to Hollywood (giggle) US = When Doves Cry - Prince
  4. Fought at Juno Beach during the Normandy Landings, I'll have you know. Worked his way across a minefield then got shot six times. And he had a stint as some Scottish engineer on some sci-fi show. Sigh..."He's dead Jim" and all that. RIP ol' chap.
  5. Dammit, it's been so long since I watched wrestling and could remember my favourites. I just KNOW it involved the Undertaker though
  6. Made everything clear to me though I've refused to watch Vanilla Sky cos' I love Open Your Eyes so darn much. And I've heard it's rubbish anyway.
  7. Playing in back garden...long as I remember. Going out into the big bad world (of Aberdeen)...since nine, wee. As long as I didn't come back dead, my parents didn't mind if I strayed. Which was odd
  8. Am not so sure Snape is truly evil yet. Dumbledore just doesn't seem like the sort of chap to plead for his life when faced with death. It could be taken both ways - Dumbledore could have seen that sacrificing himself would help the Order defeat Voldemort more than if he remained alive, and was demanding Snape do his duty. Or Rowling took the easy way out and made Snape evil. I'll still love him either way.
  9. Got a really long one, but I likes it: The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they should go away. By the 4th yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
  10. Tis fun...I like how Area 51 is whited out though
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