Joe Atom

Or he might EVEN get a cheque, Eskine you dumb-ass

Excellent news Are we up for best album? Because, in case you haven't heard it, it's ace

Ye ken fit? Naebdy telt me ethir. BSTRDS eh.... I notice more people this month have downloaded the Last Day than Truth Divine this month ?( What the hell's that about then?

Can I have some?

Indeed

Thanks, I'm very proud of it! It's spelt 'Gaul' incidentally.

Loads of people asked me if I had cut my hair off... As if!

Hooray! Thanks Rass

Halford - Resurrection Helloween - Greatest Hits Yngwie Malmsteen - Best of. They are all utterly bollocks. Beware people.

I don't think Dalglish could really be arsed personally... As long as the successor is really Scottish then I don't mind. I think Walter Smith would probably do a pretty good job, as much as anyone could.

Oh, we definitely want the photos! I really want to see my Asterix costume in all its glory

Thanks to all who turned up to Fasque house last night, it was a great night We had a lovely time. It's been many a year since I carved pumpkin lanterns Sorry we had to cut our set short, not sure what happened with the bus. But I really enjoyed what we did get to play, it was much better than I'd expected given the fact that it was my 4th time singing in 3 days what with practises and surprise gigs and the like. I really didn't think I'd be able to sing at all even 2 minutes before we went on (I was singing along to Hot Mangu, hitting all the wrong notes and generally worrying that I wasn't up to it!) but you know me, give me mic and suddenly I'm in a world of me own Also it was surprisingly good given the sad abscence of Mr Dan Atom, who unfortunately had other commitments. Say thank you to the guitarists! Cheers again, hope everyone had a good time By the way... MASTER! MASTER!!

Unfortunate people, no more gigs now until December with Breed 77 Milner, I'm glad you enjoyed it

Please do

Yes indeed.

Well, it's 6 pm and we've just been asked to play at Drummonds tonight so if any of you get this message in time please come and see us!! Shit! Apparently MMW are playing too, so come and see some quality Dan guitar action. COME ON!!!

^ Midnight.... ALL NIGHT!

"Jings Charlie! You're awfy wee!" The Proclaimers are the best Scottish band ever... I bought Sunshine on Leith for a piss-take but ended up loving the whole album, then buying more albums

Surprisingly enough I'll be there

Sorry. Perhaps that was taking it a bit far.

Why, do you want to spray yer man juice a'ways across his gurning face?

Neil, why are you so infatuated with Erskine today?! I think he's secretly your bestest birthday boyfriend