j.turgenev

i do, the creek drank the cradle is great, as is the new one. though whether ill make it down or not is another question.

they're from glasgow. http://www.askingfortrouble.org/uter

masamune - post punk uter - dark electro pop sweeheart - lofi guitar swingers if you would like a place at the lemon tree, saturday oct 16th, then im offering. live the dream.

i know, i wasn't being serious. i think it's quite easy to misunderstand things on here without inflections. im off never, to return.

ian brown walked past me outside slots-of-fun on chapel street recently - and thats not a joke or a mistake, others saw him too. weird.

don't blame this abysmalists for this, you fools. they don't think they're clever with these so-called 'nonsensical inside jokes'. i dont think they're clever at all. and any jokes they do make, make perfect sense to me, ass.

fuck, i can't believe bruce forsyth is dead.

for some reason i decided that the north star was the 'gin star', and shouted gin at it for a while. even when there was no one around aswell. it felt true at the time.

im with you on this. i actually stole some gin, i dont feel bad though.

how dare you call me turganev, you corpse.

horror. pure horror.

you monster! look what nightshift has done to you! bring the love...

ace, i didn't know i was spinning on the decks! should i bring cds then? i've got some classics. can i start the set with kiss, god gave rock 'n' roll to you? no really.

no way! i had that 'blow up moshulu' idea as well!

would someone arrange for Keane to be played as my body is burned?

will anyone turn up to my funeral? i mean, will they?

yeah! i cant believe adem is playing. he should be headlining. homesongs is genius. well done.

i think those who were responsible should be tracked down and made get in a gin bath, which would then be drank by the culprits, accompanied by grave officer in a waistcoat.

just because they were doing it two years before the darkness doesn't justify what they're doing though, i think, and i thought they were twee rubbish. i just didn't like the way they projected themselves, and i don't like 80s throwbacks. each to their own however.

aesthetically, i thought they were the equivalent of a gnarled tree stump.

i thought pink grease were shite, its a shame theyre cashing in like the darkness. who actually says, "you'll be hearing this one on the radio soon..." ? i refuse to like a band also because 'theyre fun'. i cant hear very well thru my left ear now. liars and wire = great.

my first gig was peeps into fairyland, oct 1999. a night of alt country, i had an illegal pint, but no one minded. best memory was dave dixon speaking aloud the words to 'fake fake eyes' by trail of dead in summer 2001, with the deer hunter soundtrack playing on stage, to us and the bar staff, spontaneously.

come on you toasted fucks! someone must be up for the dream weekend!

so no one needs a ticket? oh well.

this is outrageous! i demand a retrial! im off to be cynical about everything. ps i hope you stay up here?.