Chris Posted February 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Who actually made this up? I demand a link to the source.well just to kill my own thread; it seems it is a pisstake' date=' which isn't a total surprise:[url']http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 "some warning signs" Perhaps they ought to just deal with it. It's not a disease or anything. Bloody church trying to find something to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 The organisation is called P.A.R.O.D.Y, that's a slight give away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 "-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism."Basically saying that christianity's the only way to go... sort of elitist I'd say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 The organisation is called P.A.R.O.D.Y' date=' that's a slight give away...[/quote']That would have saved a lot of anger I had in response to that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 I can't believe some people took this seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfaar_giladi Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Apparently all it takes these days is a ring in the shape of a coffin. Or so I'm told lol, so true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 I can't believe some people took this seriously.What worries me most is that it was a proposed member of our band who took it the most seriously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Is Mr. Tristen A Goth - The Final Answer! -Frequently wears black clothing.Nothing but...-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.Nope, all my clothes are too plain...-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.Nope, hate all that 'done-up' crap...-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.Er.... I had a cool pendant once, but since someone nicked it in moshulu, nope...-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.I really dispise both...-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)Basically all forms of rock, my faviourite being goth metal, so a big yes I think...-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.Did somebody say 402 King Street ?-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.I still enjoy a good wholesome pint... but hey that probably doesn't count...-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.Meh, not really...-Takes drugs.Nope. Did smoke a lot of pot in my younger days, but it was long ago enough not to count now...-Drinks alcohol.Thats goth? Oh well. *Tick*-Is suicidal and/or depressed.I'm an overly cynical bastard by nature... I'm told that counts as depressed. Personally I think its just a lack of sleep....-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)Pain never really did it for me...-Complains of boredom.Bored bored bored bored bored... why else would I be filling this in at 3am?-Sleeps too excessively or too little.Yeup, or that could be, you know, MY JOB!-Is excessively awake during the night.Varies a lot, but quite often, yes.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.I'm just an anti-social git and I like peace and quiet to work... but still guess it counts...-Spends large amounts of time alone.See above...-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)Haven't I arleady answered this one?-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.Would make certain things *quite* tricky with your mum watching...-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.I dunno, I'm actually quite respectful, but I base it on the individual person, not their job title, but for the most part I'm a lot less rebelious than most of my generation.-Misbehaves at school.Nope, I was pretty good for the most part....-Misbehaves at home.Ditto...-Eats excessively or too littleYes, but its a medical issue to do with wierd matabolism rates, so I can't see it counting...-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.Well I did buy some 'Italian Blood-Orange Juice' yesterday...-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)Not interested in people blood, but theres nothing better than a nice undercooked dripping steak *drool*-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)Internet anyone?-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.If you get me started talking about World Of Warcraft I'll never stop....-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.Well, again it is kinda my JOB, but then even free time is often online...-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.Doesn't make my back any better thats for sure...-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.I wish *rolleyes*-Expresses an interest in sex.I'm a 20 year old guy, currently single... well it crosses my mind very occasionally -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.Nope-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.Science is a cult? Well I'm a brain washed zealot then...-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".Nope.-Claims to be a goth.Dammit for once and for all I'm not a damm goth... well maybe that'll change when i add up the score here!21 point for gothness17 againstStill, 16 over the reocmmended limit for mental sanctioning acording to the church! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Tibet Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 -Presented by St. Mary's Church:-Is suicidal and/or depressed.-Cuts' date=' burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)-Complains of boredom.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.-Is excessively awake during the night.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.-Spends large amounts of time alone.-Requests time alone and quietness. [/quote']I like the strong implication that anyone suffering from signs of clinical depression is in league with the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Tibet Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 well just to kill my own thread; it seems it is a pisstake' date=' which isn't a total surprise:[url']http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.htmlahhhh :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Erased on grounds of stupidity ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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