mmd040 Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 A free pint at the Synergy night next Friday for the first person to tell me the artist and the track used in the current Kleenex commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Product: Tissues Transmission date: January 1999 Artist: Tchaikovsky Song Title: 1812 Overture Product: Double Velvet Transmission date: January 1999 Artist: Bobby Vinton Song Title: Blue Velvet I take it that's not the one you were thinking of...anyone seen the KY jelly advert ?....I couldn't believe my ears !seriously, "warming KY, rub it on, heat up your love life" (seen it on channel 4) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 anyone seen the KY jelly advert ?....I couldn't believe my ears !seriously' date=' "warming KY, rub it on, heat up your love life" (seen it on channel 4)[/quote']hahahaha....you should see the one i saw in the usa.....some guy sitting on his couch reading his paper ignoring his wife when she is asking for sex....then she pipes up and just says 'ive got a new lube....it has a warming sensation on contact with your intimate area's' then he tips he paper down and raises an eye brow in that kind of 'im gonna fuck you now you have spiced things up for me you dirty fucking bitch' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmd040 Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Sorry lepeep but the ads are on at the moment and its nae fit ye said it wis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 that's the very fellow!I was jokingly saying to my wife (taking on the voice of the lady in theadd, before the message sank into my brain) "ooh, I'll squeeqe this on me hands love, and wank you off a treat"...lo and behold, that's what it's for.le peep, trumped by an advert for smut, I never thought I'd see the day...a bargain at 3.50 a tube....oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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